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your will Good

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morning everybody You're listening to the

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Voice Come on,dig me

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now One and only Steve

5:27

Harvey I got a radio show Real grateful

5:29

for that You know, it's funny,

5:31

but I remember when I first started out in radio A

5:34

lot of my peers laughed at me Some

5:37

of it was being mean-spirited Some of it

5:39

was just, you know, mocking me I'm

5:41

used to stuff like that, but um I had a special

5:44

guest on my show Joel

5:46

Olstein And you know something man,

5:48

he said something that was I

5:51

can't remember the scripture, I don't know exactly how it went

5:53

Like we were having a long conversation But the gist of

5:55

it was Don't

5:57

be upset with where you are

6:00

now and don't be upset with the small

6:02

things in your life. Be grateful for the

6:04

small things and the small position that you

6:06

have right now because you don't know where

6:08

it's going. You don't know what that's going

6:10

to be one day. You don't know what that's going to

6:13

lead to. And I was very warming

6:15

to hear him say that, but it

6:17

also reminded me of when I started

6:19

in radio, how small it was. It

6:21

reminded me of when I started in stand up

6:23

making $25 a show. It

6:27

reminds me of not having a

6:29

home at a period in my

6:31

life and what God has allowed

6:33

me to live in now. So

6:35

don't be distraught over

6:38

your position now and don't

6:40

be ungrateful or unappreciative for the

6:42

things you have now because you don't know what

6:44

that's going to grow into. And that's really the

6:46

gist of that. I got from what he was

6:49

saying. I just wanted to share that with you

6:51

that where you are now is

6:53

so temporary because now, like I've said

6:55

before, now is a fleeting moment right

6:57

after you finished saying now that

7:00

moment that you claimed as now that's

7:02

gone. So the way you

7:04

are now is a very

7:07

fleeting process. Now you can change

7:09

where you are now and you

7:11

can change how you feel about

7:13

where you at now and you

7:15

can change about where you're going

7:17

by simply changing your mind. It

7:20

is no different. I'm telling you

7:22

folks. The thing that I've learned

7:24

about successful people is not so

7:27

much what they do. It's not

7:29

what they have. The biggest

7:31

thing I've learned about successful people is

7:33

how they think. That's the

7:36

thing that's different. It's

7:38

how they think. And I'm

7:40

telling you that you can change

7:42

the way you think on any

7:45

subject and start becoming successful towards

7:47

that starting now. You

7:50

have to understand that man. The

7:53

biggest difference I've noticed between

7:55

successful people and non-successful people

7:57

is how they think. I

8:00

was reading what his

8:02

guy said that he was taught all

8:04

wrong about money. He said

8:06

that his father was very negative about money.

8:10

All throughout his life he heard his father

8:12

say, you know, people who got money have

8:14

walked on somebody to get it or cheated

8:16

somebody to get it. People

8:18

who have money, money is the root of all evil. Money

8:22

is this and people who got money,

8:25

you know, don't deserve it. They done something

8:27

wrong to get it. Yada, yada. He

8:29

grew up the whole time thinking that having

8:31

money was something was wrong with that. He

8:34

discovered that it wasn't. Look, you

8:36

can choose to be successful any way

8:38

you want to. I've chosen several ways

8:40

to be successful. I want

8:42

to be a very, very successful

8:45

father. I think that's one of

8:47

the things that's paramount in my life

8:49

that I really am working hard

8:51

right now to become a successful

8:53

father. Not a successful

8:55

father in terms of money, but

8:58

a successful father in terms of

9:00

offering the amount of love and

9:02

guidance and leadership and the example

9:04

that my children need to look

9:06

at. That's what I'm

9:08

really, really working hard at. Now I want

9:10

to be successful as a father, but also

9:12

I want to be successful as a husband.

9:15

You know, I want Marjorie to always know that

9:17

she can count on me, to not have to

9:19

wonder about me or look for me. You

9:22

know, I want her to feel secure in

9:25

the fact that I really

9:27

have gotten it right, that I really

9:29

am focused on being a good

9:31

husband to her because it means so much

9:33

to me. You know, so

9:35

I'm working hard on a lot of

9:38

levels. I'm working hard. I'm trying very

9:40

strong to be a successful motivator of

9:42

people. I want to be

9:44

a sharer of information to people that

9:46

will uplift others and give others the

9:48

same things that I've learned. Rule

9:51

the trials and tribulations of my life, but

9:53

at the same time share that information and

9:55

use the power of this microphone to uplift

9:58

people. You know, not to destroy, my show

10:00

is not about, oh, guess what so and

10:02

so said, guess what so and so did.

10:04

I don't like mean-spirited things about people, you

10:07

know. I joke with people who call in,

10:09

that's another thing. But I don't like destroying

10:11

people with the power of the microphone. So

10:13

I'm working very hard on being successful in

10:16

a lot of areas of my life. Now

10:18

also, I do care about being financially successful

10:20

too because my father, one of

10:22

the gifts he gave me was very simple

10:24

gift he told me a long time ago.

10:27

He said, son, the best thing you can

10:29

do for poor people is not be one

10:31

of them. And that stuck with me.

10:34

And this was a hard-working man

10:36

who was a coal miner who

10:38

worked construction his entire life. My

10:41

father didn't have an easy life.

10:43

My father didn't sit behind a

10:45

microphone. My father didn't come to

10:47

work and people cheered for him.

10:49

My father wasn't famous. My father

10:51

was just a go-get-it dude. He

10:54

instilled that in me and I've taken that and applied

10:56

it to my craft. And I thank God for that.

10:59

But I do try to be financially successful

11:01

so that I can do some things with

11:03

it to help some other people. Now, am

11:06

I opposed to having nice

11:08

things? No. Do I

11:10

apologize for having nice things? No. And

11:13

why should I? I work. I work.

11:15

You know, I'm not on the radio asking to

11:17

give me money, you know, so I can go

11:19

buy a car. I'm

11:22

working. I don't feel how you want to feel

11:24

and other people do feel that way about it.

11:26

But if success in terms

11:28

of finance is what you're lacking, you

11:30

can go about the business of doing

11:32

that. I'm writing a book and that

11:35

whole book is about teaching people how

11:37

to become successful. And man,

11:39

I'm breaking it down in a way where

11:41

everybody can get it, man. Because I want

11:43

the college student to get it. You

11:46

know, I want the working mom to get

11:48

it, the single mom to get it, the

11:50

hard-working father that's been trying to hold his

11:52

family together can get it. The father that

11:55

ain't ever got it together and feel that

11:57

because of that reason, he can't be the

11:59

father he needs to. be. I'm writing something

12:01

man to put it into words to let

12:04

you know that God is a forgiving God

12:06

and that God is a merciful

12:08

God and that God can get you

12:10

out of any situation you find yourself

12:12

in. You just can't beat yourself up

12:14

every time you make a mistake. I

12:16

make mistakes all the time man. I

12:18

just got to remind myself to get

12:20

up. I ask God for forgiveness. I

12:23

call on his mercy and his grace

12:25

and I get up and I go

12:27

again but it's coming man and if

12:29

finance success is what you want you

12:31

got to change your mind. You got

12:33

to start thinking about how to

12:35

produce it. The first thing you do is you

12:37

got to ask. You got to

12:39

ask to have a life

12:41

and have a life more abundantly. That's

12:43

a scripture that he comes

12:45

to you to give you life and to

12:48

give you life more abundantly. That's a scripture.

12:50

That ain't a joke. That ain't a theory.

12:52

That's a fact and the fact that if

12:54

you don't have a life of abundance you

12:56

can get that by asking. Then it starts

12:58

by believing and the how-to don't even worry

13:00

about that. He takes care of that himself.

13:02

He'll send the stuff your way but you

13:04

got to be willing to put some effort

13:06

in this thing now and you can do

13:08

it. Okay I know I was a little

13:10

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13:12

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gentlemen, welcome to the ride, the Steve Harvey Morning

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Show. Hey Lord, listen to me. Today

17:08

is a great day. I forgot to tell you

17:10

something, man, in case I didn't. It's

17:13

a wonderful thing to be alive. It's

17:15

a great day to show gratitude. It's

17:18

a great moment. I expect God to

17:20

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17:22

understand? I

17:24

just know he's working on my behalf.

17:27

I ask God to protect me from

17:29

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17:31

there have been put on notice. I,

17:33

from now on, am not climbing down

17:35

off the wall ever again to address

17:38

you. I belong to the

17:40

most high and I'm going to stay this

17:42

way. I hope. Amen. Let

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the church say amen. Amen. Jesus,

17:47

you are trending again. It's a struggle. It's a

17:49

struggle. It's a

17:51

struggle. It's a struggle. You're only human,

17:53

baby. You're only human. As soon as

17:55

they say so. Who you thanking? The

17:58

road is narrow. Shirley Strawberry. for

18:00

real, Mississippi Monica Jr. and the legend

18:02

of nephew Tommy Jr. We

18:05

can't close the eye. I hope this

18:08

is what we know.

18:10

Junior, can I say something to you, man? Junior, can

18:12

I say something to you? Yes, darling. You

18:14

know, I always ask you something. You know,

18:16

man, whenever you go at the barbershop and

18:18

you down and you hear people talking about

18:20

me, you know what hurts me,

18:22

Junior? What's that, darling? That you don't

18:24

defend me. You don't say you know what? Y'all

18:27

don't know him. Y'all don't know

18:29

who he is. I'm telling you

18:31

right now, I know better. Y'all

18:34

need to shut y'all mouth. That's

18:36

what hurts me, Junior. I called

18:38

down there at the hospital and

18:40

checked on you. If you don't

18:42

say one, say, Junior, don't

18:44

say nothing. Let them talk. Ain't that you? That's

18:46

what I do. So you do sit there and let

18:48

them talk. Yeah, because he told me.

18:50

You ain't saying that. You ain't saying blankety, blankety, blanket. You

18:53

ain't talking nobody out. Plenty of times, tiny, tiny times. You

18:56

know what I'm saying? How you doing that? I ain't talking.

18:58

How you doing, both of them? We talking about language. Now,

19:01

when they talk about your ass, I shut quiet. I'm not

19:03

saying. Junior, you know that my

19:06

uncle. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.

19:08

Hey, you're kind of offensive this morning. Wait

19:10

a minute. He asked about him. You didn't

19:12

say what he said. I know

19:14

I told you don't say nothing, but I didn't mean

19:16

it. Yeah. Oh, no,

19:19

your uncle. Yeah. Hey,

19:23

I mean it. Yeah.

19:26

That just sound like the right thing to say.

19:28

Yeah. I was just trying to see what the high road. Yeah. You

19:31

know, you know what? You ain't got to worry about this.

19:33

Junior ain't got no business going down there to

19:35

that damn bar shop. No, I don't know why. I ain't no need

19:37

for him. Here they are. Oh,

19:43

all right. Good morning. We're here. I

19:46

didn't say it for that. I was really talking about

19:48

a little make it today. I'm a better Christian. He done that.

19:50

He just hanging out. That's what he knew. Coming up at 13.

20:00

32 minutes after the hour, we'll hear from

20:02

the nephew as he runs that prank back

20:04

right after this. Buy them barbecue sandwiches when

20:06

they walk in there. Barbecue sandwich! You're

20:09

listening to the Steve Harvey warning show.

20:12

It is time now to run that prank back with

20:14

the nephew. What you got for his nephew? I

20:17

got, let me go back to

20:19

yesterday. I have exotic delivery, exotic

20:22

delivery. All right, we're gonna order

20:24

us, we're gonna order a nice

20:26

kangaroo. That's what we're gonna order. We're gonna deliver

20:29

this thing. Let's go get out.

20:32

Hello. Hello. I

20:34

am trying to reach Adrian. Adrian, yeah,

20:37

this is this is he. How can I

20:39

help you? How are you doing? My

20:41

name is Rashad. I'm with GPT and

20:44

we have a delivery for you.

20:46

I'm gonna be arriving probably in the

20:48

next, I guess about the

20:50

next 90 minutes. Are you actually at the house,

20:52

sir? No, I'm

20:54

not at home right now. But I mean, you

20:56

can just go ahead and leave whatever it is.

20:59

You know, kids can probably get it when they're home from

21:02

school, you know, so. Let me make sure I got the

21:04

address right. Are you 38 North

21:06

River Drive? Yeah, that's my

21:08

address. Okay, so is anyone there right now

21:10

at all? No, nobody

21:12

is home right now. I don't understand

21:14

why you can't just leave the package

21:16

there for us. Well, this

21:19

has to be this has to be signed

21:21

and I have you on here as the

21:23

handler for this delivery. So I definitely got

21:25

to get quite a few signatures from you.

21:28

I got about five or six pieces of paper sheets

21:31

that you need to sign off on. Are you

21:33

what time does your wife get there, sir? She'll

21:35

be there later. What do you what do you

21:37

mean? I'm a handler. I'm handling what? What are

21:39

you what are you delivering? This

21:42

is GPT, sir. This is global

21:44

pet transport. We have two

21:46

peacocks. We have a field.

21:49

I mean, you're Adrian. Correct.

21:51

Yeah, that's my name, man. But okay.

21:54

And you're 38 North River Drive. Listen,

21:57

listen, yes, that is accurate. But I

21:59

get. Whoo!

26:00

Wow. Oh, s***. This

26:03

is... You don't want the

26:05

delivery, man? You don't want... I don't want the kangaroo,

26:07

man. I don't want to f***ing order the kangaroo. I

26:09

want to order those animals together, man. You got to

26:11

be high up your mind to order those damn animals

26:13

together. All right,

26:15

baby. Give it to me. What's the baddest, and

26:17

I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

26:19

Let me hear it, Adrian. It's

26:21

the Steve Harvey Morning Show, baby. All

26:26

right. What? Come on. I'll take kangaroo

26:28

nephew. Yeah. Come on. Y'all look

26:30

like y'all don't act brand new like y'all

26:32

don't know how to order nothing. I'm really...

26:34

But we are acting brand new, because we

26:36

don't. I'm

26:39

really thinking about ordering some peacocks for my yard,

26:41

though. I really am thinking about like two or

26:43

three peacocks. Be careful. What's wrong with peacocks? That's

26:45

not good? Well, you ain't going to be able

26:47

to see. What about us? You

26:50

think I should be good? I should be

26:52

good. Why would you want to buy a

26:54

bird and you got to look up this

26:56

butt? Why would you want that? Coming up

26:58

next, ask the C.L.O.R. Chief Love Officer Steve

27:00

Harvey in the building. You're

27:02

listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

27:05

Coming up at the top of the hour, we're talking

27:08

with 85 South. Of

27:10

course, that's DC Young Fly, Carlos Miller

27:12

and Chico Bean. They're going to be

27:14

joining us to tell us about, yeah,

27:16

85 South Big Business Tour. So stick

27:18

around to see if they've headed... if

27:20

they're going to be headed your way.

27:22

That's coming up at the top of

27:24

the hour. But right now it is

27:26

time to ask the C.L.O.R. Chief Love

27:28

Officer Steve Harvey. This is from Christian

27:30

in Memphis. Christian says, I have overactive

27:32

sweat glands and I had a terrible

27:35

time last night when I tried to

27:37

have sex. I took a

27:39

shower first, but once my feet

27:41

started sweating, it was over. The

27:44

lady tried to be nice about it. So do

27:46

I tell her the truth or never call her

27:48

again? Hey, dog, you go

27:50

ahead and start wearing t-shirts and socks. That'd

27:54

make them hotter, won't it? Well,

27:57

you know, they got these socks that we cool as all

27:59

of them. these cool socks. You got

28:01

to buy you some cool socks. You got

28:03

to get you from t shirts. These

28:06

old actors for don't nobody want all that

28:08

dripping in the eye. You know, this and

28:10

you got all this sweat glands you just

28:12

don't want that dog. Don't nobody

28:14

want all that. Yeah.

28:19

Too much. So you had to

28:22

get you a skin suit you go ahead and slide

28:24

into a nude suit that look

28:26

like skin Richard Pryor had gone

28:28

on a long time. His TV show.

28:31

It's like a body stock.

28:34

You put it on it look like skin.

28:39

You're gonna be a little rough but you a man

28:41

anyway. So should

28:43

we tell his lady that you

28:45

got to tell her let her let her go

28:47

never call her again. No,

28:49

no, no, don't do that. Don't just

28:52

explain to her the problem you got. And

28:55

see if she willing to help you now

28:57

she willing to help you then even with

28:59

your sweat glands she was probably laying there

29:01

going what are you sweating for you doing.

29:08

Only you're sweating. All right. Only

29:11

this sweat. Moving

29:13

on. Glad you're wet. Well,

29:19

when you be sweating on your body your body

29:21

be wet. Right. All right.

29:24

Moving on to Rowan in

29:26

Shamburg. Ryan

29:30

and Shamburg writes I have a work phone

29:32

and my co worker constantly sends me

29:34

screenshots from Instagram day and night. My

29:36

husband said to get my little work

29:38

friend in check but he won't stop

29:41

and I can't block him. Should I

29:43

let my husband talk to him? You

29:46

don't know what to do. No,

29:49

because you're gonna have no job no more. Just

29:55

go to him and say hey listen to

29:58

me. Don't send me anything. else

30:00

because if you do here are my options and

30:02

I don't want to exercise either one of them

30:04

so I'm gonna give you a chance but don't

30:07

send me any more information. Number

30:10

one I have to go to

30:12

HR and number two

30:14

I'm gonna have to go to my husband. If

30:17

I'm going to HR you might lose your job

30:19

if I go to my husband you might lose

30:21

your life. Which one you want to do? Or

30:23

you can stop sending stuff and just be silly.

30:26

No that's what it's gonna come

30:28

down to. You ain't got to say that

30:30

but that's what you're gonna insinuate. Hey look

30:32

brother I really like

30:34

you as a person but I need for

30:36

you to stop sending me stuff on Instagram

30:38

it's inappropriate I am married and I don't

30:40

want it. Now if you don't stop

30:43

I have two options and

30:45

I don't want to exercise either one of them.

30:47

I can go to HR to stop it and

30:50

I think you could possibly be in trouble and

30:52

lose your job or I could

30:54

tell my husband. But neither one of us

30:56

want that because my husband did not need

30:59

to be in prison. Is

31:01

it that serious though? I mean because

31:03

we do that all the time. No

31:05

it's serious if she don't want it

31:07

it's inappropriate in a workplace if

31:09

you do something to a person that they

31:11

don't want that's inappropriate man we in a

31:13

new day. This is true.

31:16

Alright. Look at

31:18

the HR expert on the show. Come on. You

31:20

know how many times I don't want you to

31:22

go to HR? Let's

31:24

move on. It's Leon from A.M.E.

31:26

Sensitivity Studies out ahead to do.

31:29

Not studies. We're

31:32

moving on. Leon in

31:34

DeSoto writes my wife and I are

31:36

house hunting. She expects a home with

31:38

a pool and a lot of land

31:41

but our budget is leaning more toward

31:43

a starter home. This is

31:45

our first home together and I told her

31:47

we can upgrade later. How do I get

31:49

her to be more realistic? Stretch doll. You're

31:52

going to stretch on this one.

31:54

What do you mean? You're going to stretch. Here's

31:56

the deal anyway. You can only buy with your

31:58

wife. income that you

32:01

buy. You're going to qualify for a

32:03

certain loan. That's it. You

32:05

won't. You can

32:07

want all you want and there ain't nothing wrong with

32:09

dreaming, but they're going to tell you what you qualify

32:11

for. The bank, the mortgage company,

32:13

whatever, right? Am I right, John? Yes,

32:16

that's what my husband does for a limit. Yes. And

32:18

so I think that's what you're going to have to

32:20

play the ball in ball game in there unless you

32:22

run across some extra money or you

32:24

can find that in that

32:26

budget price and have to go in

32:28

and do some fixing, which is going to cost you way

32:31

more money if you don't. So

32:33

yeah, I don't

32:35

think you have to get her to be realistic. I

32:37

think the banks and mortgage company going to help you

32:39

be realistic. Oh yeah, they're

32:41

going to break it down. Now

32:46

that I'm just trying

32:48

to be a better Christian today. Okay.

32:52

Well, moving on. Crazy. DeMarcus.

32:54

This is the last one. DeMarcus Carla,

32:56

that's for you. I'm sure. You know,

32:58

that's my name. Come on, DeMarcus. What's

33:00

wrong? Come on. DeMarcus in Charlotte says,

33:03

why does my wife get mad if

33:05

dinner is ready when she gets home

33:07

from work? I work from home and

33:09

I'm a much better cook than she

33:11

is. So what's the big deal? Why

33:14

is she hating and not happy?

33:16

Am I overstepping my boundaries here?

33:19

You just love him. You

33:22

may just be done. Now

33:24

listen to me. He was married to one

33:27

of my co-hosts. I love

33:29

him. She would come in and just

33:31

be entertained. I love him. Every day.

33:33

I have no idea who you're talking

33:35

about on the show, but I love

33:37

you. And I support her. Me too.

33:40

I ain't nobody mad at that. Well,

33:42

Carla doing it for a reason because

33:44

she can cook and then

33:46

talk to me gumbo. But surely

33:48

on the other hand, I didn't

33:50

mean to use your name, but

33:52

surely on the other hand, it's

33:54

out now. Remember you're trying to

33:56

be a better Christian. Oh,

34:00

he said what teacher Oh rice and steak Rice

34:09

and steak in the same But

34:13

I love to Marcus Well,

34:18

I'm saying it surely open up that

34:20

pot and it looks like Right beef

34:23

jerky Clo

34:27

but I love what

34:29

is this with beef jerky? I

34:34

didn't know jerky came juice. Nice

34:37

time making juicy jerky. It's

34:40

a new year. It's called juicy jerky rice

34:44

Juicy jerky rice Is

34:48

he overstepping his boundaries that's what DeMarcus

34:50

wants to know not

34:53

if you live with Shirley Just

35:00

ask her how she wanted to do but

35:02

she already know you doing it cuz she can't cook

35:04

she already know she knows All

35:11

right, thank you C. Hello coming

35:13

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everybody, as promised, joining us now

38:29

are two of the three brothers

38:32

that have really changed the

38:34

way the game is done. And

38:36

I'm telling you this from a perspective of

38:39

someone who knows. I've

38:41

never in my entire

38:43

life seen three brothers

38:45

come together as individual

38:47

stand-ups, perform as

38:50

an improv group, and sell

38:52

out arenas. I did

38:54

not think that was even possible.

38:56

I'm telling you, they have reinvented

38:58

the game. I've seen it

39:00

tried many times. Second City

39:02

TV tried to tour like that, couldn't

39:05

get in big arenas. I

39:07

watched Saturday Night Live try to go

39:09

into arenas, couldn't do it. The

39:11

first and only ones I've ever seen

39:13

doing it ever is 85 South, and

39:16

they are here today. Two of the

39:18

bad boys is here. We

39:20

got Carlos Miller, we got Chico Bean.

39:23

They on tour with their big business shows

39:25

all over the South this fall. So

39:28

let's see if they coming to a city

39:30

near you. Ladies and gentlemen, two of the

39:32

three out of 85 South, Carlos

39:35

Miller, Chico Bean in the

39:37

building. Welcome, welcome. Good morning.

39:40

My name's Chico Bean. Don't

39:44

nobody introduce nobody like me. I'm

39:47

the greatest intro of

39:49

all time. I agree. Fellas,

39:52

how y'all doing, man? We doing amazing.

39:54

How are y'all? Good, we good.

39:57

All good, all good. Hey,

39:59

Carlos. Yeah, I saw a

40:02

video you you

40:05

was talking about when you ever asked a

40:07

country as person one question and

40:10

they tell you this whole thing said, Hey man,

40:12

you know how to get

40:14

to someone. So yeah, I know how to get there. Where

40:16

you from? Atlanta, my sister's Lee

40:18

of being Atlanta and he went through

40:20

this whole story about how they got

40:23

a divorce, how they got sick man.

40:25

I was sitting up there. Holling man.

40:27

That was a great bit, but you,

40:29

y'all can't appreciate that. It's

40:32

a true story, bro. I laughed. I played

40:34

that thing my four, five times because that's

40:36

exactly how they do it, man. Y'all catches

40:38

real man. Hey man, y'all got a lot

40:40

of upcoming dates, man. Let's talk about some

40:42

of the places y'all going. Going everywhere. Yeah.

40:44

We are. We had Jacksonville this weekend, Miami

40:46

and we in Memphis, we in Houston. You

40:48

know, we moving all around man, taking that

40:51

show on the road. Yeah, we're going to

40:53

Louisiana everywhere. Everywhere they want to see the

40:55

85 South show, man. We, you know, we

40:57

stayed touring. So we got to get all

40:59

the major markets, but this time we went

41:01

back, we added a few so we can get

41:03

more, you know, more coverage and hit more place.

41:05

How did y'all come up with the concept? Whose

41:08

idea was it? Are you talking to him? Yeah.

41:14

Carlos is the elder to us, to me and fly.

41:16

You know, as far as comedy goes, he had been

41:19

doing it longer and he had, you know, kind of

41:21

came up in the trenches of the games, working

41:23

the clubs of Atlanta and everything. And he kind of

41:25

got a different vantage point on what

41:28

was necessary to really build the name.

41:30

You know, I mean, this was before we had

41:32

the pleasure of being around any level of success.

41:34

Like we've been blessed with what you see them,

41:36

various other people. So low that idea is that

41:38

man, we can use this while and out of

41:40

the springboard. We don't be supposed to do on

41:42

here, but we got to build something that's ours,

41:44

you know, and he had that vision just from

41:46

understanding what was necessary a little bit earlier than

41:49

we did. And we just, you know, trust each

41:51

other and definitely trust them. So it was like,

41:53

let's rock out. Let's do it. Steve, you've been

41:55

in the game long enough that you know that

41:57

like one thing that I really focused on and

41:59

one thing like that really stood out you

42:02

know, there's like a l like each other,

42:05

like the work with each

42:07

other, but like each other.

42:09

It ain't friends in this game.

42:11

So I real friends. This is

42:13

how kick it like

42:15

this. So it to make it

42:17

something. We good what it would be.

42:19

It and then

42:22

we took it to th it

42:24

to the, you know, to th just

42:26

it spilled over into built

42:28

it brick by brick, was

42:30

the basis of the whole it's

42:33

just an amazing cons you.

42:36

I've never seen this it ain't

42:38

can't nobody com I

42:40

was a student of this t tried

42:42

to do it. Saturday n come

42:45

out and do it. It's at

42:47

this level. Y'all in a that's

42:49

some, there's some This

42:52

is the new kings. I' I

42:56

didn't, I didn't talk th I

42:58

didn't talk this over wi did

43:00

this thing with Chris the

43:03

new kings. This is the version

43:06

of it. I mean, I' It's

43:09

an incredible thing there.

43:12

Why? I don't know man. I've never

43:14

seen the towards

43:16

each other to let Yeah,

43:20

they have a real ti all

43:22

students of the game let

43:25

you know on multiple something

43:27

that we watch a in

43:29

the game that it was a whole

43:32

just opening for th

43:36

we always say if the King on

43:38

stage together, that's I

43:40

mean, and just us under dynamic

43:43

that we have toge enough

43:46

light on one stage to be

43:48

up there together a type of

43:50

shine and have th impact

43:52

is something that said that we

43:54

would be lia knew that's what we were

44:00

This is something that's realistic. We can take this

44:02

as far as we want to take it. Yeah.

44:04

I think what prohibited the

44:06

Kings from doing anything like that is

44:08

we were just older and we only

44:10

knew one way. Nah, y'all wasn't that

44:12

old. Y'all suits was old, but y'all

44:14

wasn't old. You know what

44:17

I'm saying? And then watch yourself.

44:19

And then watch yourself. Be careful

44:21

of the bad guys. Y'all.

44:23

And then be very careful of the button

44:25

count player. How

44:27

many buttons was it, dog? Well,

44:30

it was a private man. Dog, if you

44:32

didn't have five buttons on your suit, what

44:34

the hell you getting made for? Man,

44:39

that's crazy. I was dressed like Denzel when

44:41

he first got the hollow. Come on.

44:44

Damn. Malcolm X. Malcolm X. Too

44:48

much power, one black man. You're

44:51

dressed like Denzel. You're dressed like

44:53

Denzel. All pillows, man. Hey,

44:55

y'all stick around. We coming back. We

44:58

got Phone 85 South when we come back.

45:00

We're going to go over the dates when

45:02

we come back and tell you how you

45:04

can get tickets. These some bad boys, man.

45:07

Carlos Miller, Chico Bean, right back. You're

45:09

listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

45:11

Hey, y'all, welcome back. Our special guest

45:13

this morning is 85 South. We

45:16

got two of the three. We got Carlos

45:18

Miller. We got Chico Bean. They own the

45:20

big business tour. Let me tell you right

45:22

now, this weekend, you can get them in

45:24

Jacksonville, Florida. You can get them in Miami,

45:26

Florida. Next weekend, you can

45:29

see them in Memphis, Tennessee, and

45:31

Birmingham. After that, Shreveport

45:33

and Houston. After that, they go

45:35

into Greenville and Charlotte. Coming back

45:37

after that, they go into Louisville,

45:40

Kentucky first, then they go into

45:42

New Orleans, and then Lord have

45:44

mercy. Get ready for Christmas at

45:47

its best. December 21st, I

45:49

expect multiple shows to be sold out.

45:53

It's a Christmas package that can

45:55

be sent out. It's Christmas gift.

45:57

Get your friends and everybody to

46:00

go see them. incredible 85 South

46:02

in Atlanta, Georgia. Hey! That's

46:06

a stocking stuffer right there, baby. I mean,

46:09

for real, man, you should've got a job

46:11

with Ringlin' Brothers OG. You know how to

46:13

take sales, baby. Let me tell you something,

46:15

Pimp. What I know how to do is

46:17

sell tickets. Absolutely. How

46:19

can everybody get tickets, brother? They can go

46:22

to the website. They can go to 85southshow.com

46:24

or see, you know, we got an app,

46:26

though. We got our own app called Channel

46:28

85, we drop all the

46:30

exclusive content, all the things that we've been working

46:32

on, all the stuff that we produce and all

46:34

the shows that we got in-house. Channel 85, make

46:36

sure you get it, man. We going digital. We

46:39

into the tech world now, man. So we got

46:41

our own app. See, y'all making money, man. I

46:43

know, we still are. Everything we do, we

46:46

do it. We try to do it in-house. We can straight

46:48

for money, man. See what y'all

46:50

did was, y'all went and got them young

46:52

boys. Y'all went and got Captain Ryan Fuham

46:54

and went and got that all. Chat him.

46:56

See, we got everybody. Chat

46:59

him. Chat him. Chat him. Chat

47:01

him. Chat him. Chat him. Chat

47:03

him. Chat him. Chat him.

47:05

I wanted him, but I had a partner, though,

47:07

see? Oh, yeah. I

47:09

had a partner. I had a partner. I had a partner.

47:11

I had a partner. Yeah. It

47:14

was a blessing in the sky. But I had a

47:16

question. They already knew what to do. Steve, could you

47:18

ever see yourself during the weekend again? I've thought about

47:20

it one theater date and just call it just one

47:22

more thing. Let's go with you. It's going

47:24

to be career ending. Because I'm going to say, we're

47:27

all sponsorship dollars. Oh, man.

47:31

We definitely got to do that, so, Lo. Yeah, I

47:33

want to hit this. Give me a high five on

47:35

that one. Hey, dog, you know what?

47:37

Bro, I'm out. Like, we got his own employees.

47:40

He might be able to double up for real,

47:42

Lo. Let's go on this. Tell him one more

47:44

time how to get tickets, Steve. They

47:46

can go to 85selfshow.com. They

47:49

ain't got to do it. They smart. They got

47:51

their own app. Hell, I'm kind of pissed off

47:53

at them now. And, hey, man, what? I'm getting

47:56

invited on the damn podcast. No, Steve, you're not

47:58

already mad. I've seen you on somebody's... You

48:01

said you were gonna do that in the 5th South

48:03

so first. That was Shannon Shaw. We

48:05

love Shannon Shaw but we got a couch too.

48:08

It ain't nothing but we got one. It

48:10

ain't nothing. Chico Bean, Carlos Miller,

48:12

we love you guys. Thank

48:15

you all. Thank

48:18

you all so much. Hey y'all, listen

48:20

up. It's the Big Business

48:22

Tour, 85 South Jacksonville, Florida and Miami this weekend.

48:24

Then right after that, head on over to Memphis

48:26

and Birmingham. Hey ladies and gentlemen, I'm telling you,

48:28

two of the great ones, the New Kings 2.0 version.

48:32

Ladies and gentlemen, Carlos Miller, Chico

48:34

Bean. We love y'all. You're listening

48:36

to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

48:39

Well it went down last night in New

48:41

York. Governor Tim Walts and

48:43

Senator J.D. Vance squared off in their

48:45

one and only. It was their first

48:48

debate, it was their one and only

48:50

debate. This is the last debate period

48:52

before the election. It was a vice

48:54

presidential debate. I'm just going

48:56

to go out on a limb here and say Governor

48:59

Tim Walts won last night. Absolutely.

49:02

He won. I'm

49:05

going to go out on a limb

49:07

and say this was the most boring

49:09

debate in debate

49:11

history. Let's just be real. Yeah,

49:13

it was boring. These

49:16

are some things that we have to

49:18

remember what's on the ballot. Women's rights,

49:20

women's reproductive rights. You got to

49:23

remember what's on the ballot. J.D.

49:25

Vance, the way he talked, he

49:27

lied about a lot of things and

49:30

I loved how Walts called him out.

49:32

He checked them. He checked them about

49:34

the Haitian statement that he made about

49:36

eating dogs and all that. Yeah,

49:39

how little girls had to be escorted

49:41

by the police to schools. Because that's

49:43

your home state, sir. That is your

49:45

home state, J.D. Vance. I loved how

49:47

he checked them on that. I love

49:49

how he told him that Trump said

49:51

that climate control was a hoax. Because

49:56

they were talking about hurricanes. things.

50:00

So, um, let's go. The energy is there.

50:02

We got work to do. This is not

50:04

a drill, Steve. We keep telling people to

50:07

get to the polls and vote. And

50:10

it's it's go to you gotta register. We want

50:12

you to vote early as well but go to

50:14

vote.gov vote dot gov to register. Yeah. All of

50:16

that. I mean, we've what else and and and

50:19

and and and and those of you who saw

50:21

the debate, I wasn't here to see it because

50:23

of where I am but those

50:25

of you that saw the debate, I mean, look

50:27

man, the decision is clear. Let's go. Yeah.

50:30

Yeah. We only have 30 some days left.

50:32

Let's go. It's it's serious now. It is

50:34

really really serious. Yeah. I remember

50:36

this JD Vance. He said last night too on

50:38

the debate, the debate that he wouldn't

50:41

support a national federal ban

50:43

on abortion but the

50:46

back in 2022, he said he would he

50:50

would support that. So, he's a lot. Y'all

50:52

gotta watch him. He's he's well, he said

50:54

he didn't like Trump and now he's the

50:57

baby. You know, he called. Yeah. You're that's

50:59

your boy. A flip flop is what he

51:01

is. Yeah. So, yeah. Get registered. Vote early

51:03

when it comes to your state and please

51:06

let's get this done. I don't know what

51:08

else really people are saying they're undecided. What

51:10

else can the candidates do? You got 30

51:13

days. You ain't undecided. Yes, vote. Candidate.

51:16

What can the else can they do? I'll

51:18

tell you what. If you're undecided, just vote

51:20

for come here and and the decision is

51:22

over with. Yeah. Vote early.

51:25

Please vote early. Vote early. Definitely.

51:28

How about this man? Just just vote for

51:30

morality in the White House. There you go.

51:32

Mm hmm. There you go. Steve. How about

51:34

if we just vote for decency? Yeah. Why

51:36

don't we try that? If you can't figure

51:38

it out. It's integrity. Hey man, let me

51:40

tell y'all something. Them issues they talking about

51:42

that that's wishy washy anyway.

51:44

Yeah. All these issues they trying to

51:47

make. Let me tell you something. The

51:49

Republicans are not going to close the

51:51

border because they can't.

51:55

If Republicans close the border, all

51:57

they big businesses and farming construction.

52:00

and restaurants will close. Also,

52:03

if you close the border, how you

52:05

gonna get them cars across? A

52:09

$30,000 car now will cost you $78,000 if

52:12

you close the border. What are you talking about?

52:16

Man, stop lying to these people about what you

52:18

gonna do. Please stop lying. He was president for

52:20

four years and ain't closed the damn border. What

52:22

was you waiting on? But you stopped travel from

52:25

seven Muslim countries, though you did that, dude. And

52:29

what did Tim Walz do after the debate?

52:31

Went and had pizza. I love you.

52:35

I could deal with somebody like that in like peace. You're

52:37

getting hungry. Debating makes you

52:39

hungry. He's genuine, I like

52:41

him. He's genuine. For sure. For Tim Walz,

52:43

me and him got the same stomach. Yeah.

52:49

Somebody look just like me. You

52:52

wanna relate to your candidate. Hey,

52:54

June. You need to work on that. Work

52:56

on that. Y'all got same hairline. You

53:01

know, you just finding physical attributes to vote

53:03

for people. Again,

53:08

we're joking, but this is very serious.

53:10

Go to vote.gov and register to vote

53:12

today so your vote can be counted.

53:15

You matter. You vote matter. You can't

53:17

vote for nobody else, June. This

53:21

candidate of choice is clear. You can, y'all

53:24

got way too much going on in y'all

53:26

life. All right, guys, coming

53:28

up next, the nephew and today's prank phone

53:30

call right after this. You're

53:32

listening to the Steve Harvey morning show.

53:36

Coming up at about four minutes after

53:38

the hour, it's my strawberry letter for

53:40

today. And the subject is he risked

53:42

it all for one more night with

53:44

her. We'll get into that, find out

53:46

what that's all about in just a

53:49

few because right now. Huh?

53:52

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Right

53:54

now it is time for the nephew and today's

53:57

prank phone call. What you got in that? I

53:59

got it. got F P C

54:03

caught y'all guard huh? F P

54:06

C F P C stands for

54:09

funeral picture company.

54:12

We come around and we take your picture

54:14

you know so we can have it for

54:16

the program you know you know you haven't

54:18

passed away yet we want to get your

54:20

picture now that way you get the picture

54:22

you want on your program you see what

54:24

I'm saying all right let's go cat now

54:26

if you could hello hello I'm trying to

54:28

reach a Darwin Darwin this is he hey

54:30

Darwin how you doing

54:33

this is Frank with a FPC

54:35

we're trying to come down and

54:37

see about making an appointment with

54:39

you within the next week if

54:41

that's possible for what there we're

54:43

supposed to come by I'm with

54:45

FPC we wanted to we have

54:47

what is that what is FPC

54:51

sir your name was left with us

54:53

and you're you're on on

54:55

our file actually come out and make an

54:57

appointment with you so we can so we

54:59

can get your picture taken you must have

55:02

the wrong number I'm not I'm not signed

55:04

up to take no picture anything sir okay

55:06

well you are you're Darwin correct yeah yes

55:08

I am Darwin so you call Darwin that's

55:10

what you call it but anything about a

55:12

picture what what's up with a picture we've

55:15

got you on our schedule here FPC we

55:17

have you on our schedule to

55:20

to actually for us to come out to your home and

55:22

take your picture okay FPC what's

55:24

company is that what's what y'all what type

55:26

of picture and what would I be taking

55:29

I'm not taking no picture but what what

55:31

is FPC okay you don't know anything about

55:33

a photo being taken of you need

55:36

no sir no okay sir

55:39

FPC is uh we are this

55:41

is a funeral picture company a

55:44

funeral picture company and what we do is we

55:46

move out and take your picture and

55:49

we actually keep it on file that way when

55:51

you do pass away we have your picture for

55:53

your program and we have a nice picture for

55:55

you oh man look I thought did right now

55:57

you're not taking no picture of me Who

56:00

is this again? My name is Frank. Frank.

56:02

Oh, okay, Frank, you mean to tell me.

56:04

Y'all taking pictures of people

56:07

before they die, just so

56:09

you could have their picture on

56:11

file? We keep

56:13

it on file, and then you have a good

56:15

picture on your program. And that's what we do.

56:18

Damn, that's some *******. I ain't signed up for nothing

56:20

like that. Who the hell signed me up for some ******* like that?

56:23

I'm not quite sure, but we're trying to

56:25

schedule what we can come out, beginning

56:28

of next week, so we can get your picture taken.

56:31

Next week, week after, you get a ******* picture

56:33

when I'm dead. You're not taking no picture of

56:35

me before I die. That don't sound right. Sir,

56:38

don't you want to have a good picture on

56:40

your program? Sir, you're not taking no ******* picture

56:42

of me for no ******* funeral arrangements

56:44

that I'm not dead yet. I

56:46

don't understand that. What the hell is this about?

56:49

Nobody. Who signed me up for it then? Tell me

56:51

that much. Sir, I don't have

56:53

the actual person listed here on who signs

56:55

you up, but I do have the number

56:57

and you are Darwin, Mr. Darwin's *******, so...

57:00

I didn't sign up for that. I'm not taking

57:02

no ******* pictures. You

57:05

guys run around taking pictures of people before

57:07

they die, just to have a good

57:09

picture on fire? That sounds like some *******, man. I

57:12

ain't never heard of no ******* like that,

57:14

sir. Okay, sir. Are you...

57:17

I mean, we have your address here. Are you available? No,

57:19

I'm not available. I'm not available

57:21

at all to take no ******* picture

57:23

for a funeral that I'm not even

57:25

dead yet. I

57:27

don't get that. That sounds like a bunch of *******. And I... Who

57:30

the hell gave you my number? That's what I want to

57:32

know. Sir, I'm not quite sure, but one thing we have

57:34

to do is we have to follow through with our

57:37

jobs. So what we're going to have to do is

57:39

we have to come out there and take a picture.

57:41

No. So I don't want to,

57:44

you know, create a problem, but I have to get a

57:46

picture of you by next week.

57:48

Oh, it's going to be a ******* problem because

57:50

you're not getting no ******* picture of me for

57:52

no funeral arrangements. Mr. Darwin, I have to come

57:54

by your house, at least by Friday, around

57:57

12 noon. I'll come by and get a picture of

57:59

you. He ain't coming by

58:01

my god-f***ing house no-f***ing Friday. You're gonna lie.

58:03

Gotta be d***ing to come over here to

58:05

try to get my m***ing picture. I got

58:07

plenty of god-f***ing pictures in my house to

58:10

put on a motherf***ing funeral program. I'm not

58:12

taking no f***ing pictures. That mean I'm claiming

58:14

to be dead. I'm not dead. That's

58:17

a more bad little d***ing god-f***ing dinner. I

58:19

don't know what the f*** you work for,

58:21

Frank. But f*** you, you got

58:23

to- Sir, I work for FPC, sir. I work

58:25

for FPC. I- FCC

58:27

my a**. You ain't not taking

58:30

no picture of me. Don't come over here f***ing

58:32

Friday talking about no god-f***ing pissing. You got a

58:34

friend, you got a f***ing pister, and you- and

58:36

I hope they got your god-f***ing picture on file.

58:39

That's a stupid f***ing god-f***ing company you work

58:41

for. I ain't never heard of

58:43

nobody taking no f***ing picture before they die. I

58:46

got millions of pictures in here for that program.

58:48

And when I'm gone, what the f*** do I

58:50

care about what a picture look like? Or who

58:52

wasn't my god-f***ing funeral? They're some ignorant f***ing s***s.

58:54

You tell them whatever the f*** you work for,

58:56

they need to go find another f***ing occupation. That

58:59

don't make no god-f***ing s***s. You're not coming

59:01

over here Friday, buddy. You come over here

59:03

if you want to. Okay, uh, Mr. Darwin.

59:05

Yes. Are

59:08

you familiar with- with, uh, Glenda? That- that's my

59:10

wife. What the f*** are you about to say

59:12

now? I- all I want to do is say

59:14

this, man. I just

59:16

want to say Glenda f*** is the one that

59:18

got me to prank phone call you. This is

59:20

nephew Tommy, baby, from the Steve Harvey Martin Show.

59:22

Huh? I'll

59:28

be a f***. Uh, well, you

59:30

had to watch that. I ain't

59:32

never heard of no f***ing business

59:34

like this. Some FPC, funeral picture-taking s***.

59:38

Well, man, I say my new year's resolution,

59:40

I was gonna cut back on drinking, but

59:43

you got me over here about to tip a bottle right now. What

59:46

in the f*** are you crazy? Oh,

59:49

you crazy, man. And come over here

59:51

today about four and get a picture of Glenda's

59:53

f***. You come pick up picture. Y'all got me,

59:55

baby. You got me, baby. I

59:58

got you, man. You're my wife. I ain't

1:00:00

never heard of no fucking company like that.

1:00:03

Hey, your wife put me up to it, man. I'll

1:00:05

tell you what, you tune in tomorrow morning,

1:00:07

man. You gonna catch yourself on national radio.

1:00:09

Hey, I'm gonna tell everybody, boy, they're heading

1:00:11

me out over here. I'm gonna, don't tell

1:00:13

Glenda, but I'm gonna have me a drink

1:00:15

anyway. I was looking for an excuse to

1:00:17

drink. That's right there, a few

1:00:20

little pictures taken to put on fire. Boy, you

1:00:22

outta, you outta lost a half a million of

1:00:24

your head with that in there, buddy. Hey,

1:00:27

man, I gotta ask you something, man.

1:00:29

Darling, tell me this here, man. What's

1:00:31

the baddest, and I mean, the baddest

1:00:33

radio show in the land? Steve Harvey

1:00:35

morning, what's your, buddy? Ha ha ha

1:00:37

ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha

1:00:39

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

1:00:41

Come on, come on, come on, come on. King

1:00:44

of Frank. Come on, come

1:00:46

on. I play too much. I play

1:00:48

too much. All day long, baby. All

1:00:50

right, I got a new one added

1:00:53

to my calendar. This is Winston-Salem State

1:00:55

University Homecoming, that is November the

1:00:57

9th, baby. This is a concert you don't wanna

1:00:59

miss. That is Monica in the building. Anthony Hamilton

1:01:02

is in the building. Next

1:01:05

level band of Charlotte is in the building,

1:01:07

and you got the Hamiltons. I'm assuming they

1:01:09

belong to Anthony Hamilton. It's

1:01:11

the Hamiltons, okay? Hosted

1:01:14

by yours truly, nephew Tommy. Tickets are on

1:01:16

sale right now, all right? You don't wanna

1:01:18

miss it. We will be at the Homecoming,

1:01:20

and as you already know, in Chicago, we're

1:01:22

gonna be at the Homecoming. And

1:01:25

as you already know, in Chicago,

1:01:27

Illinois, it is the sweetest day

1:01:29

Comedy Jam. That is Bill Bellamy.

1:01:32

That's me, nephew Tommy Mark Curry,

1:01:34

Tommy Davidson, Lou Nail, Tony Roberts,

1:01:36

sweetest day Comedy Jam. WinTrust Arena,

1:01:39

October the 19th, tickets on sale right

1:01:41

now, and of course, Lafayette is laying

1:01:43

in the cut. Lafayette, Louisiana, me and

1:01:45

Cheryl Underwood have teamed up, y'all, November

1:01:47

the 30th. That's right,

1:01:49

Thanksgiving Comedy Festival. Me and Cheryl, nephew

1:01:52

Tommy, Cheryl Underwood, helping us, Mitchell and

1:01:54

Dominique. We at the New Jersey Pack.

1:01:57

That's November 30th. That's right

1:01:59

after Thanksgiving. giving and my wife is

1:02:01

allowing me to leave home knowing that she

1:02:03

does not allow that because she is allowing

1:02:05

me to leave home and I want to

1:02:07

say right now I'm grateful and humble that

1:02:09

you are letting me do that. One

1:02:12

mic, one mic that's the comedy

1:02:14

club. That right there would

1:02:16

be Mike F's comedy club. That's in Detroit Michigan.

1:02:18

The nephew gonna be there November the first through

1:02:20

the third. Yeah baby, one mic come watch me

1:02:22

baby. So everybody in Detroit if you haven't seen

1:02:25

the latest nephew where I tell

1:02:27

my story. The whole house

1:02:29

part of comedy jam come out, come out,

1:02:31

come out tickets are on sale right now

1:02:33

you ain't heard this story but you need

1:02:36

to hear it Lord today. That boy been

1:02:38

through something. That boy been through something. But

1:02:41

you live to tell about it, praise the Lord.

1:02:44

Yes, put a joke on it. Alright

1:02:46

coming up next, thank you nephew Strawberry

1:02:48

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1:02:50

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1:02:52

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1:02:54

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strawberry letter. Thank you nephew subject. He

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risked it all for one night with

1:06:26

her. Dear Steven Shirley, I'm

1:06:28

dating a man that was married when I

1:06:30

met him. He was going through a

1:06:32

hard divorce. So I allowed him to

1:06:34

vent and even cry sometimes because he was

1:06:37

going through it. I loved

1:06:39

how he never said anything negative about

1:06:41

his ex-wife. I felt like she had

1:06:43

to be an evil person because of

1:06:45

how bad the divorce was. I finally

1:06:47

talked to her for the first time

1:06:49

and she's far from evil. But first,

1:06:52

let me tell you what happened two

1:06:54

weekends ago. I went to Dallas

1:06:56

for the day and I drove back home

1:06:58

that same night. My boyfriend said he was

1:07:00

out watching the game. He sent me a

1:07:03

text that said he wanted to see me

1:07:05

before I left and another one that said,

1:07:07

please, please, please. I was back home by

1:07:09

then. So I texted him and told him

1:07:11

I was home in bed and I asked

1:07:14

him to come over. He didn't

1:07:16

respond. Never in my wildest

1:07:18

dreams would I have thought that his

1:07:20

texts were not for me.

1:07:22

Supposedly he was trying to text his

1:07:24

ex-wife, not me. Now

1:07:27

fast forward to yesterday when his

1:07:29

ex-wife called me. She said she

1:07:31

got my number from my boyfriend's

1:07:33

phone. She was very pleasant and

1:07:35

complimentary and she said she follows

1:07:37

me on Instagram. She said she

1:07:39

got married two weeks ago in

1:07:41

Virginia and my boyfriend called her

1:07:44

millions of times before she left town

1:07:46

for her wedding. She said he

1:07:48

begged to make love to her one more time

1:07:50

and she sent me the text thread to prove

1:07:53

it. His text said that

1:07:55

he'd risk it all just to have one

1:07:57

more night with her. She said they did

1:07:59

have sex. that night and she felt that

1:08:01

I should know. So I can

1:08:03

only assume that he's still in love with

1:08:05

her. My boyfriend denied everything, even the

1:08:08

text. For the first time ever,

1:08:10

he said he hates her. Should

1:08:12

I believe his ex or

1:08:14

not? I don't know

1:08:16

who you should believe. I really don't.

1:08:19

She has absolutely no reason to call

1:08:21

you with this story. And

1:08:23

then again, if it's true, your boyfriend had every

1:08:25

reason to lie to you. I mean, he got

1:08:28

caught, so then he had to lie. Like

1:08:30

Steve always says, because he could

1:08:32

now lose you. But

1:08:34

this, I don't know, this sounds crazy

1:08:36

to me. It sounds kind of like

1:08:38

revenge or something, because for what reason?

1:08:40

I just can't think of a reason

1:08:42

why she would waste her time running

1:08:44

back to you and snitching. The ex-wife

1:08:47

did not have to tell you this.

1:08:49

She's with her new husband now, they're

1:08:51

married. So what difference does it make

1:08:53

for, you know, if she's honest with

1:08:55

you, she doesn't even know you. Is

1:08:57

she trying to do you a solid or something,

1:08:59

you know, by letting you know what kind of

1:09:01

man you're with? Why can't she just

1:09:04

go on, be happy with her new husband? I just,

1:09:06

again, say she didn't have to tell you that she

1:09:08

slept with her ex, you're a man. She

1:09:10

said she got your number from her ex's

1:09:12

phone. So she had his phone. She could

1:09:14

have sent the text messages herself. I don't

1:09:16

know. My question is, why does she

1:09:18

have to sting you and her ex on the way

1:09:21

out? She was risking it all too. I mean, she

1:09:23

had a lot to lose. You guys could have gone

1:09:25

back and told her. It just reeks, I don't know,

1:09:27

of her trying to get back at her ex. One

1:09:30

last dig on the way out. I don't know,

1:09:32

Steve. Shirley, Shirley,

1:09:34

Shirley. Yes,

1:09:37

Steve. Girl, girl, girl. See,

1:09:41

the problem, Shirley, is you

1:09:43

keep trying to give people

1:09:46

the benefit of the doubt.

1:09:50

You being a kind-hearted person,

1:09:52

try to find the good

1:09:54

in everybody. I,

1:09:57

on the other hand, know most people

1:09:59

ain't sugar hunting. and I just go

1:10:01

on and get to the point. Why

1:10:04

we playing around right here? Cause

1:10:06

I see what's happening in this

1:10:08

letter. Shirley, you almost saw it.

1:10:12

You almost saw it, but the good

1:10:14

person in you just

1:10:16

won't let you believe it. Well,

1:10:19

see, there's a side of me

1:10:22

that I do believe that fat

1:10:24

meat is greasy. That's

1:10:27

the difference. I'm dating a man that was

1:10:29

married when I met him. He's going through

1:10:31

a hard divorce, so I lied him to

1:10:33

even cry sometime. Then she said,

1:10:35

and this is key, I

1:10:37

loved how he never said

1:10:40

anything negative about his

1:10:42

wife. Keep that in mind. That's

1:10:45

number one. Then she

1:10:47

said, I felt like she had

1:10:49

to be an evil person. Let's

1:10:53

keep that in mind. That's statement number

1:10:55

two. And then she

1:10:57

said, I finally talked to her for the first time and

1:10:59

she's far from evil. Oh,

1:11:02

how many times have you talked to

1:11:04

somebody you thought was wonderful, only to

1:11:07

find out later that they what? First

1:11:10

time you talk to most people, they cool. It's

1:11:13

them other conversations where you stay, it's

1:11:16

the discovery part of it. So

1:11:18

let me tell you what happened two weeks ago.

1:11:20

I went to Dallas for the day. I drove

1:11:22

back home that same night. My boyfriend said he

1:11:24

was out watching the game. He sent me a

1:11:26

text that said he wanted to see me before

1:11:28

I left. And one

1:11:30

that said, please, please, please. Now let's

1:11:33

keep that in mind. The

1:11:36

text that said he

1:11:38

wanted to see me before I left.

1:11:42

That's statement number three. Another

1:11:45

one that said, please, please, please,

1:11:47

please, please. Not

1:11:50

James Brown. Please, please don't

1:11:52

go. Baby, I

1:11:55

love you so. So

1:11:58

now we begging. I was back

1:12:00

home. So I told him to text him

1:12:02

when I was home in bed, asked him

1:12:04

to come over. He didn't respond. Never

1:12:06

in my wildest dreams would I have thought that his

1:12:09

texts were not for me. Well, why would you say

1:12:11

they was not for you? Supposedly

1:12:13

he was trying to text his ex-wife, not

1:12:15

me. Now fast forward to

1:12:17

yesterday when his ex-wife called me, she said

1:12:19

she got my number from my boyfriend's phone.

1:12:23

You said in your letter, I finally talked

1:12:25

to her for the first time and she's

1:12:27

far from evil. But that was right after

1:12:29

you said, like

1:12:31

she has to be an evil person. Now

1:12:33

here come the evil ass person. Hang on

1:12:35

Steve. She called me yesterday. Okay, I'll come

1:12:37

back, I'm gonna show you. All

1:12:40

right, we'll have part two of Steve's

1:12:42

response coming up at 23 minutes after

1:12:44

the hour. Today's strawberry letter subject, he

1:12:46

risked it all for one night with

1:12:48

her. We'll get back into it right

1:12:51

after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey

1:12:53

Morning Show. All right, come

1:12:55

on Steve. Let's recap today's strawberry letter.

1:12:57

The subject is he risked it all

1:12:59

for one night with her. Yes,

1:13:02

he did and Shirley said she doesn't, one

1:13:04

of the things you said in the letter

1:13:06

Shirley was, and you almost said it, you

1:13:09

said she doesn't have a reason to

1:13:12

do this. She doesn't

1:13:14

have a reason to do this.

1:13:16

But then you later on tried

1:13:18

to come back to that.

1:13:20

Yeah, but listen to this though, see. See,

1:13:23

here's the statements in the letter. The

1:13:26

man was going through divorce, it was hard when

1:13:28

he was crying and everything, but the lady said,

1:13:30

I loved how he never said anything negative about

1:13:33

his ex-wife. And then the lady said

1:13:35

who wrote this letter, I felt like she had

1:13:37

to be an evil person because of

1:13:39

how the divorce was. That's a good sign. You

1:13:41

find out the true nature of a person when

1:13:43

it comes to money and division. But

1:13:47

then when I talked to her for the first time,

1:13:49

she was far from evil. What happened?

1:13:51

Well, let me tell you what happened two weeks ago.

1:13:55

I drove back home from Dallas that same night,

1:13:57

my boyfriend said he was out watching the game.

1:13:59

He sent me a text and said he wanted

1:14:02

to see me before I left. That's

1:14:04

a direct text to her. She's got to

1:14:06

drive back to her other city. He said,

1:14:08

I want to see you before you leave.

1:14:10

That's a direct text to her. And another

1:14:12

one that said, please, please, please. Well, I

1:14:14

got back home by the time he texted

1:14:17

me and I told him I was in

1:14:19

bed and asked him to come over. Then

1:14:21

he didn't respond. Never

1:14:24

in my wildest dreams would I have thought that

1:14:26

his texts were not for me. Those texts, them

1:14:28

texts was for you. Now

1:14:30

fast forward to yesterday when his ex-wife called me.

1:14:33

Oh, you talking about the person that ain't evil?

1:14:36

Then you said after you talked to her, she's far

1:14:38

from evil. Now, did she called

1:14:40

you out the blue and guess what she called

1:14:42

you? She said she got my number from my

1:14:44

boyfriend's phone. What's she doing in

1:14:46

his phone? That don't sound evil. And

1:14:49

she was very pleasant and complimentary and

1:14:51

said she follows me on Instagram. You

1:14:55

know how many times people sugarcoat

1:14:57

the truth, kind and

1:14:59

compliment, I follow you on Instagram. Why? Why

1:15:02

you following me? What's up with you?

1:15:04

You stalking? Yeah, she following you, because guess

1:15:06

why? She said she got

1:15:09

married two weeks ago in Virginia and

1:15:11

my boyfriend called her millions of times

1:15:13

before she left town for her wedding.

1:15:16

She said he begged to make love to

1:15:18

her one more time and she sent me

1:15:20

the text thread to prove it. But

1:15:23

listen to me though, that text thread

1:15:25

don't say it's from him. Cause

1:15:28

all you can do is screenshot the

1:15:30

text. You can't, the phone number ain't

1:15:32

on there. Just days and

1:15:34

times. So now listen to this game

1:15:36

right here. Said he begged her

1:15:39

to make love to her one more time. She

1:15:41

sent me the text thread. His text said that

1:15:43

he'd risk it all just to have one more

1:15:45

night with her. He ain't

1:15:47

the only person that'll say nothing like that. She

1:15:50

said, then she said they did have

1:15:52

sex that night. Hold on. Ain't

1:15:55

you just now getting married? Exactly.

1:15:58

And then you did. did have sex

1:16:00

with him, and you

1:16:02

think she's a kind, good person, and

1:16:05

she got your number out

1:16:07

of her boyfriend's phone, and

1:16:11

Shirley says she has no reason to

1:16:13

do it, but listen to me, she

1:16:15

has a reason to do it, cause

1:16:17

she did it. Never,

1:16:19

when a person does something, never

1:16:21

say they have no reason to do it, because

1:16:24

they done done it. See, once

1:16:26

you do it, it ain't no need, you talking about,

1:16:28

I ain't had no reason, no, no,

1:16:30

no, you had a reason. His text

1:16:32

said he'd risk it all, just have, she

1:16:35

said she didn't have, she said they did

1:16:37

have sex that night, and she felt that

1:16:39

I should know. Why? Other

1:16:41

than revenge. Why? Because

1:16:43

she stink, she

1:16:46

evil. That's what she is.

1:16:49

Scallywag, and then

1:16:51

go sit up and call you, and

1:16:54

just, I felt like you should know. Wait

1:16:57

a minute, why you didn't feel like you shouldn't

1:16:59

do it? Why you didn't feel

1:17:01

like you should be loyal to your fiance who you

1:17:03

was fitting to marry in a week? Why

1:17:06

you didn't feel like, man, let me spare her

1:17:08

this? Why you didn't feel none of that goodness

1:17:10

stuff you talking about? Now all of a sudden

1:17:12

you a Christian, I felt like you should know.

1:17:16

That's what's crazy to me, man. So

1:17:19

I can only assume that he's still in

1:17:21

love with her. She's married, she's gone. My

1:17:23

boyfriend didn't, here go my man, right here, right here.

1:17:26

Come on, come through now. Here go the whole letter

1:17:28

for me. My boyfriend

1:17:30

denied everything, even

1:17:33

the text. For

1:17:35

the first time ever, he said he hates

1:17:37

her. Should

1:17:41

I believe his ex or

1:17:43

not? First of all,

1:17:45

you need to, what was

1:17:47

the ex's purpose for

1:17:49

letting you know any of

1:17:52

this? She felt that you should know. Wait

1:17:54

a minute, why, what happened? What

1:17:56

was the breakup about? What was the divorce?

1:17:59

Cause obviously he- was heard about the divorce

1:18:01

crying and stuff because he didn't want to

1:18:03

lose her for some reason. But maybe it

1:18:05

was something she did. This

1:18:08

person you thought was not evil who I think

1:18:10

is nothing but pure evil. So

1:18:13

I think what happened is she

1:18:15

called you since her marriage is

1:18:17

messed up because she done violated

1:18:19

her fiancee and her wedding vows

1:18:21

by sleeping with your husband after

1:18:24

he begged her and then thought

1:18:26

she'd call you out the goodness

1:18:28

of her heart. What was

1:18:30

all this goodness when it was time to make the

1:18:32

decision not to sleep with him? So

1:18:35

lady, I wouldn't believe the ex if I was

1:18:37

you cause she had

1:18:39

every reason to do that. She's

1:18:41

got a bunch of reasons and

1:18:43

she's evil. And who does that?

1:18:46

If your boyfriend was still in

1:18:48

love with her she'd been married

1:18:50

in Virginia for two

1:18:52

weeks ago. Yeah. And

1:18:54

she called you after that to

1:18:57

tell you that she slept with this dude

1:18:59

but she married? Who do

1:19:01

that? Yeah. That's an

1:19:03

evil vindictive person that's not

1:19:05

happy and don't want to

1:19:07

see nobody else happy. Leave

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talk right after this. I ain't never

1:19:20

seen these texts before. You're listening to

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1:19:24

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1:19:27

you got Junior? All right. Well,

1:19:29

we didn't had the first quarter of the NFL

1:19:31

season. It didn't went by. Let's

1:19:33

just do a little first quarter how we

1:19:35

feel these teams are doing just four

1:19:37

weeks. How do you feel about your team? Let's

1:19:40

start with you. How you feel about the Browns? The Browns

1:19:42

are the same way I've been feeling one

1:19:44

in three right now at the full game. The same

1:19:47

I've been feeling hurt, disappointment,

1:19:51

emptiness. There's no

1:19:53

bitterness just empty. Just broken hearted. It's been

1:19:55

1964 Junior. Okay.

1:19:59

It's the last time they won a Super. I

1:20:01

saw it. I was seven years old sitting

1:20:03

on the refrigerator up against the refrigerator though

1:20:05

watching my daddy watch Brown beat Baltimore Colts.

1:20:07

I saw them. I've never missed a Super

1:20:09

Bowl. I've never missed Super Bowl and we ain't

1:20:11

never been in the Super Bowl. All

1:20:19

right. Carl, how you feel about the

1:20:21

Saints? They two and two. How you feel about the Saints? My

1:20:25

husband's so upset right now. He doesn't

1:20:28

understand what is going on. I just got

1:20:30

to roll with the Saints in my house.

1:20:32

Just be quiet and get some wind. Sit

1:20:34

down. We

1:20:38

got a different story time. We three and

1:20:40

one. I feel good right now. I feel

1:20:42

good right now. Three and one, I'll take

1:20:44

that. You know, last time we've

1:20:46

been three and one. Man. It

1:20:48

was Earl Campbell last time. We were three and

1:20:50

one. It was all us. We

1:20:53

had the uniforms last time we three.

1:20:55

All right. Hey, but two

1:20:57

undefeated teams left. That's the Vikings

1:21:00

and the Chiefs. Yeah. Now do

1:21:03

anybody, the Super Bowl, they barely

1:21:05

four and oh, they, they, they barely four

1:21:07

and oh, they could have lost two of

1:21:09

them games. They could be 0 and four.

1:21:11

Honestly, they could not.

1:21:14

They just not. Okay. This will

1:21:17

hurt you even more. The Buccaneers are three

1:21:20

and one with Baker Mayfield. Would you take

1:21:22

Baker back to the Brown right now? See,

1:21:25

I never tried to get rid of Baker. I

1:21:27

was not pushing for the removal of

1:21:29

Baker. The Browns blew it when they

1:21:31

didn't do what I told them to do in that

1:21:33

draft. What did you

1:21:35

say? I said, you talk to him.

1:21:38

You take Saquon Barkley at number

1:21:44

one. They had the number one and the

1:21:46

number three pick or number one and number

1:21:49

four pick that dog.

1:21:51

How many years ago was that? What?

1:21:54

I'm five four, but

1:21:56

all they had to do was take

1:21:59

Saquon Barkley at number Yeah, they had

1:22:01

all them quarterbacks and I told them

1:22:03

to pick Josh Told a brown because

1:22:05

he played in cold weather and he

1:22:08

could throw the ball deep and far

1:22:11

Josh Ella we passed on

1:22:13

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1:22:15

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1:22:19

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1:28:15

like they just dropped dead fine. They just

1:28:17

watch it. What did you say, Tommy? You're

1:28:19

supposed to feel good about yourself. And you

1:28:21

say that about yourself. Some

1:28:24

people, I do, but

1:28:26

some people ain't feeling over good. Some people

1:28:28

feeling over good. Oh, yeah. You,

1:28:30

you. I mean, I. What

1:28:32

did you say, Steve? What I am, Pat. I

1:28:34

mean, see right there. You're

1:28:37

not. As far

1:28:39

as health though, you are. Yeah. You

1:28:44

want somebody to tell you. You just ring

1:28:46

the bell. You know what,

1:28:48

Steve? You know too far. No,

1:28:51

I was wondering, one of the great, great moments, man,

1:28:53

was when that boy rang that bell. That's where I

1:28:55

answered. But

1:28:58

you know, let's not miss, you know, let's come on

1:29:00

now. I get beside ourselves.

1:29:02

Come on. Let's focus.

1:29:04

You wasn't ringing the sign.

1:29:07

You was ringing the healthy bell. You

1:29:10

were ringing the fine bell. Ring

1:29:14

my bell. That ain't the

1:29:16

bell you run. All right.

1:29:19

We have time for another one. This one's

1:29:21

from. They told you, you go, you

1:29:23

go too far with people here. You

1:29:26

did. He's a caller.

1:29:30

The listener to show every he don't

1:29:32

work at our home. Listen,

1:29:34

what does that mean? What

1:29:37

does got to do with anything? He

1:29:39

and my partner. Surely

1:29:42

didn't say nothing. Call it

1:29:44

didn't say nothing. I just said it. I

1:29:46

just said you go too far with the ring in

1:29:48

the bell of Tommy. I just said, wait a minute.

1:29:52

It wasn't too far when he said about

1:29:54

my health. Just Tommy's health. Hey, we protect.

1:29:56

Yes, that's too far. I always say that.

1:29:59

We let it go. The guy was

1:30:01

taking up for you. Yeah,

1:30:03

well, if it'll help you all out,

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if it'll help you all out, Junior

1:30:07

Tommy, my back hurt. Coming

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1:33:00

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