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This past week, Andrew Schultz started yapping, saying, oh, when
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the fuck is Jeff Witte gonna shut the fuck up
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about it? I will knock you out cold in front
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of all your friends on the couch. Not gonna lie,
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there was like a week where I was like, fuck
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George. You know? As a friend that
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loves you, cut that fuck out. I would love to
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see him at like a UFC event and just slap
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the fuck out of him. Are you back on cook?
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Don't make me vulnerable. Don't make me talk about real
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stuff, George. I hate it. I was selling. Whoa, I
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was having illegal poker games. Why do I say this
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shit? I'm podcasting. I got yourself on a sticky situation.
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I'm just playing. I don't fight. I do the praying.
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I only go the way. I must stay down. It's
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not often I sit down with somebody and they say
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something that makes me think. Bro, this was great. I
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love you back. I love you. You
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give me something to think about. My own damn way.
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I had a lot of fun on this interview. Your
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hair looks exactly the same as it did
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an hour ago. I've been waiting here in
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this business suit. I got things going on,
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George. I'm closing deals. I just closed a
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$250,000 deal on the way here. Nice
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watch. Thank you. I got one for
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you, actually. I have a present. I brought you a gift. No,
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you didn't. Yeah. It's my primary gift. Yeah,
1:02
I have two options for you. Are
1:06
you rolling? This is the sweetest thing. You
1:08
better be fucking rolling. Otherwise, I'm not giving him the gift.
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I only do this shit on camera to make myself
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look good. You
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know, it's a sponsored by Seek
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Eek. So look at these
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babies. What? Are you serious? Pick one. Babe,
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babe, you pick one. Which one do you think would look nice on me? I
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like the left. Yeah,
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I like the fucking left too. But here, take
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it. That one. This
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one? Babe, that's left. No, this
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is my left hand. I
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do like that one now. Which one do you want, George? You know what, though?
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Wait, you know what? I was going to pick the left one.
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I was going to pick that one. So...
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I know, but then Jeff said he liked this one. Now I
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want this one. Yeah. I told you I'm
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starting a watch company yesterday. And it's a
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beautiful watch. Look at this. They're both beautiful.
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They're affordable. It's called Aura. And
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it's about like, you know how we are
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just... We've
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got to... point in our life where we don't have
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to spend money on designer clothes and expensive watches
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and smaller your wrists I'll get you another link
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for it yeah I got
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thin wrists yeah I'll get you one
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don't worry I'll send over a link
2:12
tomorrow thank you but you know I
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want to we're real influencers we
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inspire kids you know don't go spending
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your money at 200 grand on a
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watch impressive woman that's insecurity it's insecurity
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yeah we don't need that so you
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get a nice affordable watch and
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it's all about your aura you know it's all about
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you making it cool look at how cool you make
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that drink even though drink
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Celsius I yeah they
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are great they love
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me and I love
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them okay what's up
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guys welcome back to the George Janko show
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I am I am
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thrilled and honored to
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have you back on the George
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Janko show which was one of
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our biggest episodes we did
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in season one I'm pretty sure you
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started blowing up which you
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know I'm proud of you George thank you I
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don't lie there was like like
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a week where I was like fuck George
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you know I'm jealous
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look I'm honest I'm an open book you
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know if I wasn't competitive then I shouldn't
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even be in this business but George your
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friend and I'm happy to see you succeed
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thank you for doing my show yesterday we
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had a great time a great time today's
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gonna be a little different I'm gonna be
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a lot more this business suit so I
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could come in like Lex Friedman we could
3:30
talk about neuroscience cold plunges drinking
3:33
the proper amount of hydration
3:35
every day really that one it's out right now it's
3:37
being posted as we speak
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really yeah yeah yeah yeah so it's
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out it probably by the time when
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is this coming out Thursday are we
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live right now no we're not live
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all right
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you feel better no I
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wish it was live you've been you've been getting
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the rush of from like lives I love it
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Yeah, I love it. I love just
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riding the line playing with fire like I
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can ruin my career any second Like
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if I have like a little fucking that I just say
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like a slur done You
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know because and then I go back to
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fucking then I go back to the old days
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You know, I could just go fucking drive down to
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Tijuana pick up a couple keys bring them back You
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help me move them. Oh, we use
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Bellas, you know We can smuggle
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it because nobody would suspect you to have two
4:27
kilos of cocaine on you You know, that would
4:29
be a pretty good cover. You guys are a
4:31
good team. I love them. Like are you guys
4:33
married yet? We're about to be married Podcasters
4:37
that's that's you know, those are the best
4:39
podcasts. Thank you, you know Well,
4:42
there's that like one other couple Tom
4:46
Segura and his wife two bears or
4:48
something like that, right? I think that's with it Whatever
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who gives a fuck what's going what's going
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on with you? How you has your guys
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relationship? Are you back on cocaine? No,
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I'm just just so excited to
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be here and I've been really Active
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today been doing a lot. I've been doing you've been killing
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it, bro Yeah,
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just business deals. Like I said, you know, you know,
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hold on Bell Bell Don't let them don't let them
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draw you into this with this madness. I'm gonna rope
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it back in Cuz yesterday
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you had me on the ropes. Yeah,
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you brought in a false Jesus That wasn't
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there was no crown of thorns So he
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could have been like a disciple or you
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had lights flickering every time that we brought
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up his name Like like that's a mythology
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guy. That's for you mixed in Christ with
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four. We're moving on because here's the reason
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why I played your games But
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on this podcast you're playing my games And what we're
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gonna do is play the game that we should have
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played the first time you were here But
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I held back I pulled punches don't
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make me vulnerable. Don't make me talk about
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real stuff, George I hate it. Just don't
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know Sarcastic for now,
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and I'll tell you why Jeff because
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it's a damn shame because you have
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an ability to get deep
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and vulnerable and work on things. And I
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know there's a lot of people that follow
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you that do this whole like, I'm gonna
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put up my guard with comedy, but the
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truth is, brother, and it was the time
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that we flew back and we sat next
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to each other and we had a great
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conversation. I turned to this man that
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was next to me that I used to look at as
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American Jeff, and I was like, dude, there's a lot more
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to you than meets the eye,
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bro, for real. It really does.
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And what you went through that you
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are dealing with still to this day
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when we're gonna bring up the David
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Dobrik thing because how you
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went about that, Jeff, I know you make jokes. Can you
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give him like a silly name so we don't have to
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hear his name? Yeah, absolutely. Can you just call him like?
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Bobick. Bobick,
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I think Bobick is nice. Dumbass. Dumbass.
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Yeah, or, yeah, let's just- Dumbass, I like
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that. Yeah, it starts with a- When you
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were friends with that dumbass. Yeah, does that
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make you feel better? I love it, yeah.
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All right. Now ask me anything you
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want. Gotcha. As long as you refer to him as dumbass
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the whole podcast. Oh, you're talking about dumbass? Yeah, all right,
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we'll bring up dumbass. So when you
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were with dumbass, I saw a man that
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was loyal to shenanigans, the stupidity and fun.
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You were with your boys and I know
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what it feels like to realize
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that the time of loyalty is ran
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up. And how
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a man from your position in
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life, we make jokes about it,
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you were an organized,
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crime man. You were
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from the streets. And from what I've
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gathered being raised the
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way I was raised is
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there's nothing more than loyalty
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than in the streets. Yeah. These
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people will never rat on each other. Bro, that
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was the one thing that was like the
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biggest rule when I was growing up, because I worked
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in a barbershop and the owner was actually a maid
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guy. So I learned a lot from him, he was
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my mentor. I was
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never in mafia or anything, it's not even
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the same anymore. It's not people killing each
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other. Yeah, but the practices and beliefs are
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still around. Yeah, and the number one thing
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was like, you never rat on your friends.
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And it's like such a ridiculous thing. because
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who ratted recently like
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was it six nine or something and he was like
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bragging about it yeah it's just so weird for me
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to see you know loyalty is very hard to find
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and the reason why I want to peel back your layer
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brother is because you are very very few of the
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men I've met in Hollywood that has loyalty thank
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you and I really mean that and I know this
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is these conversations are gonna make you uncomfortable because
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you're the type of dude that just either handle his business
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or just keep it fun and peaceful but
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there's a side of you that I learned
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from and I want people to acknowledge that
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side because you deserved to be looked at
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like that for real for
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you to be pieced apart and still
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not handle it the way that mean you
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know should have been handled yeah
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you held back and you're taking the high road
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and I'm what are you saying like if I
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would have clipped dumbass I'm saying if
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dumbass would have ran into some issues
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yeah but that's like beating up a woman I
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would never do that or like a gay guy
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and that's a hate crime so you
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know I get no points for that you're saying
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that because of comedic relief but you know
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that there was time that he's put you
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in afterwards that you would have loved to
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finish the job of dumbass but no I
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like to fight fair fights I would fight
9:11
Todd or like Illy or one
9:14
of those fitness guys you know the tough guys
9:16
you're all in shape now let's go I'll take
9:18
both of you at the same time that's where
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I get too much to Ari and I'll take
9:22
one of them at the same time it's hard
9:24
to fight two people at once because then you're
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looking at one guy you hit from the side
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you know Todd rocks me and then take I'm
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getting taken down who do you think out of
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the dumbass squad that you would I
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think Scott's the most athletic but I like
9:38
him you know so okay let's talk about
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that Scott to me has always been pretty
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real yeah yeah he's he's always been a
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good one is Jason still on here in
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your in your category of like he's not
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a dumbass I feel for him I you
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know I don't think he's not a dumbass
9:53
because he chose the wrong side and he chose to stand
9:55
by this kid when he knows that you know he because
9:58
people don't know this but But when the
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accident happened, everybody's like, oh, you chose to get on
10:03
there. And this shit's gonna get clipped, and people are
10:05
gonna be like, oh, I won't stop talking about it.
10:07
But yeah, I'm in an active lawsuit. Nobody knows that
10:09
when I got on the rope, it was supposed to
10:11
swing slow. And then he, this little fucking dumbass, tried
10:14
to prank me by flinging me off. That's
10:16
why this shit happened. So
10:19
it was a fucking silly prank
10:21
for him to get more views
10:23
that risked my life and forever
10:25
gave me lifelong injuries. So,
10:28
you know, I'll try to stop talking about it
10:30
when I don't have surgeries and I'm not dealing
10:32
with shit, but it's just tough to not talk
10:35
about it, you know? I'll look for new content
10:37
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know what time it is. Okay, I'm back to the show. I
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went through what I went through, but me
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and you joke about, I didn't go what
11:44
you went through. You went through a very,
11:46
very substantial loss. You lost friends, you lost
11:48
visions, and honestly, I don't know about you,
11:50
but bro, I lost confidence after that. I
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got scared of giving my heart to people
11:55
because it's just an uncomfortable thing.
11:57
So what I need to understand
11:59
is what was it that... kept
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you grounded when unfortunately you're watching
12:03
this dumbass keep winning when
12:06
you know what he did to you is completely
12:09
great question it's evil bruh yeah how do you
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live and how do you keep moving grace
12:13
because there's a lot of people that watch you
12:15
bro that dealt not maybe the same hand but
12:17
they feel like they're being robbed in
12:20
life yeah I I can answer
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it's it's not easy and it's not gonna
12:24
be easy for everybody but
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sobriety fitness you know
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I was an addict I came to
12:32
conclusion that you know I'm powerless
12:36
over alcohol alcohol has power over me I
12:38
can't control it so I had to stop
12:40
alcohol completely there were multiple times where I
12:42
wanted to relapse when I was losing all
12:44
my friends and I'm dealing with surgeries and
12:46
stressed out because I know that next week
12:48
I got a knife going in my eye
12:50
and I got anesthesia and all this shit
12:52
so yeah you like you're constantly stressed out
12:54
and if I would have
12:57
caved and drank then I
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would have just caused more problems in my life you
13:01
know so having good people around me that are sober
13:04
that motivated me to do shit like
13:06
run marathons do ironmen and just
13:08
people with stories because like I talked to a lot
13:10
of people I'll even just talk to random
13:13
people that'll just DM me from a private account that are
13:15
like hey I got an eye injury or something and I
13:17
just like I'll actually just sit there all
13:19
night and chat with them and
13:22
just like hearing that they were able to
13:25
like get their confidence back through me and
13:27
seeing how I did it because I
13:29
was extremely insecure I still am like I even
13:31
am like thinking how does my fucking eye look
13:34
fucked up on this camera right now it's just
13:36
a part of life you're an entertainer you have
13:38
a camera in your face every day your face
13:40
gets changed you're just figured you know now it's
13:43
a lot better and all right with it I'm
13:45
gonna be honest with you man and now you
13:47
like mixing jokes with the serious stuff you got
13:52
squished up against a crane and you still looked
13:54
better than every guy I hang out with when
13:56
Bell was like
13:59
he hit his eye And I was like this
14:01
sucks my girls looking at you like you're drop-dead
14:03
gorgeous nothing happened to my face and You're
14:06
still better looking to me so like there's
14:08
obviously there's some plastic surgery hi Yeah,
14:11
lots of plastic. Look at me never comes down. She just
14:13
heard that you were around so she's making a quick little
14:18
But no way I'm so sorry I want to tag
14:20
back on this and I know I'm so sorry, but
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stop it Yes, what the fuck? I'm
14:25
talking so much What
14:28
were you saying cuz I cut you off and then you could
14:30
go I'm sorry I'm just so excited to get into this conversation
14:32
I Mean let's
14:34
I'm excited to move past it But I
14:36
know you wanted to get deep and talk
14:38
about this not bro Because this is a
14:40
side of you that you hide from the
14:42
world and if no bro every tick-tock clip
14:44
is like Oh, we don't shut up about
14:46
it It's like he keeps on complaining and
14:48
he knew what he was getting into he
14:50
made the decision to get on there And
14:52
that's the only shit that pisses me off,
14:54
but that's all just random tick-tock fucking dumbasses
14:56
But this past week Andrew Schultz started yapping
14:58
saying oh when the fuck is Jeff? Would
15:00
it gonna shut the fuck up about it
15:02
you dumb fucking arrogant egotistical motherfucker? I will
15:04
knock you out cold in front of all
15:06
your friends on the couch those fucking alleged hunks
15:08
I mean listen Not allegedly part of your
15:10
life, you know, this is something that you're
15:13
having to deal with the day in and day
15:15
out It's not like it's just gonna go
15:17
away and if people can't have like they
15:19
can't realize that you know I mean yeah a
15:21
lot of people in this business need to
15:23
be humbled and he's one of them his egos
15:25
out of control even The shitty day with
15:27
stiny like bro who the fuck you think
15:29
you are like telling these
15:31
kids like I'm too cool for this podcast You
15:34
know you Flagrance basically impulsive
15:36
2.0. They're going downhill Listen
15:39
let's just reel it
15:41
back because we're gonna
15:44
jump into this Andrew
15:46
conversation because Andrew
15:48
I want to fight him in power slap in
15:50
this fear listen listen he in Vegas if he
15:52
said something like that Wow,
15:55
I think are you sure he's not using comedy bro cuz
15:57
he no it was not funny When's
16:00
the last time you remember Andrew Schultz
16:02
saying something funny? Think quick Andrew Schultz
16:05
is funny They say something that's funny
16:07
that he you remember I
16:09
can remember Bill Burr jokes I could remember Louis CK
16:11
jokes right off the top Dave Chappelle Tell
16:14
me a joke. I think he's harder for him because he's
16:16
more in the moment and okay You're making excuses for now.
16:18
You're making me nervous. No now. I'm gonna get a He
16:22
should be he should step back and be a writer or
16:24
something somebody behind the scenes because I don't think he just
16:26
has the charisma Well, you're like
16:28
angry angry with him The only thing that pisses
16:31
me off is those dumbass comments and to see
16:33
it from a peer somebody I thought was my
16:35
friend Like actually
16:37
yapping and saying real disrespectful fighting words
16:39
then, you know, I haven't had that
16:42
I haven't had a beef online so
16:45
to have him do that and hide it behind a Paywall
16:47
on patreon. Yeah, and then of course my
16:49
like Supporters they'll they'll
16:52
find it and send it to me. So
16:54
I was pissed when I saw it, you know You
16:56
feel like he's being he got on his high
16:58
horse He's doing really well and now he's starting
17:00
to punch down on Nelk and you and yeah
17:02
And you're just you're over that you're saying be
17:05
more graceful being on top where you guys like
17:07
when is it gonna end? When the fuck is
17:09
it? Like say something funny, bro You
17:12
know He's punching down a
17:14
lot of people then I mean it's coming from an insecurity. Have
17:16
you talked to him about it? I just
17:18
threats I Get
17:22
a response I was like
17:24
I was like do you want to do an influencer
17:26
boxing match or do you want to just do it
17:28
on the street? I just beat you up on the
17:30
street or could I do it like, you know If
17:32
you're walking out of a restaurant or something on a
17:34
day, you know, here's a thing fun embarrass him in
17:37
front of his you know Loved
17:39
ones. Yeah, okay question for you question for
17:41
you And this is I'm actually gonna see
17:44
a parallel look at you before you
17:46
were humbled Truly do you
17:48
feel like maybe you would walk in the
17:50
same line as he would because when you
17:52
find success quick Sometimes you make
17:55
little I'll never make fun of somebody with a
17:57
disability or something that happened to them and they
17:59
do that a lot They had Shane Gillis on.
18:01
They started making fun of autistic people. You
18:03
know, that's punching down. You shouldn't have
18:05
to do that when you're at that level. You
18:07
know, I'm not saying that I'm a fucking
18:10
disabled, you know, retard,
18:15
but I kind of, I am a little stupid. I
18:17
was kidding. I am a little
18:19
stupider and I am dealing with some shit. So motherfucker,
18:22
you want to come at me? He poked something that
18:24
you shouldn't have poked at. You hurt me and now
18:26
I want to hurt you. That's how it is. I
18:28
expect an apology. I expect an apology.
18:31
I will say this bro. Like I think
18:33
with the internet, what happens is
18:35
sometimes things could get, you know, it
18:37
could go to a level that it shouldn't. I would love to
18:39
see you guys sit down and talk about it. I would love
18:42
to see him at like a UFC event and just slap the
18:44
shit out of him. Fair. Would
18:46
you have him on your podcast to try and like talk things
18:48
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18:50
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it back. So right now. Say God like
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okay you had a son and
20:03
God forbid he went through the circumstance that you went through
20:06
Would you want him to take the same road as
20:08
you or would you want him to take a different
20:10
road than you? another
20:12
great question, I am very competitive
20:14
and My
20:17
dad was very involved in my childhood having
20:20
us on like track teams and
20:22
like coach my baseball team Like he was really
20:24
really invested in my life and at that time
20:26
I didn't I didn't appreciate it because you're a
20:28
kid you just think like this guy has to
20:30
do this He's your dad or whatever But now
20:33
looking back and seeing like other people how they
20:35
grew up You know I had a good
20:37
dad and I talked all this shit saying he beat the
20:39
shit out of me for no reason But that's just me
20:41
like you know how Jake does it Jake will be like
20:43
yeah Greg Paul used to beat us up and then it
20:45
comes out in the Netflix documentary Imagine
20:47
you're Greg Paul and you're watching a Netflix documentary
20:49
like I can't wait to see my son's documentary
20:52
And then it's all about how he was a
20:54
child abuser I
20:56
would do that like how do you feel about
20:58
GP? I mean I think he's a great
21:01
dad, bro I don't know I
21:03
think he definitely says something good. You know
21:05
I shouldn't say you know yeah He's got
21:07
good genetics great genetics. He made that's why
21:09
people are like Logan's on Royds. I don't
21:11
think he's on Roy He's always been that
21:13
he's always built at dude always been that
21:16
him and GP and Gret They're just you're
21:18
just big really really fortunate when it comes
21:20
to their body Yeah, so I don't I don't I don't
21:22
think the rumors are true and GP if you see him
21:24
take his shirt off, dude I don't
21:26
know 20 year olds that have his body, but
21:28
yeah, he's a he's a ripped dude Yeah, listen.
21:30
We're not gonna talk about the Paul's on this
21:33
podcast without a Paul here Yes, that that gets
21:35
messy back its fatherhood and stuff like when I
21:37
have a kid Yeah I would love to be
21:39
involved in it's like in his life as much
21:41
as possible And if I could train him like
21:43
Khabib's father had him wrestling bears at four years
21:45
old I would love to do that with my
21:47
child even if it's a girl I remember one
21:49
time I asked my dad. I was like, you
21:52
know like dad You you probably were a little
21:54
pissed when you found out that your first kid
21:56
was a girl, right? And he's like what the
21:58
fuck are you talking about? does everything
22:00
better than you guys. She's a better athlete
22:02
than you are and your brother you fucking
22:04
idiot. And I was like yeah you're
22:06
right. And
22:09
speaking of that we got a big matchup coming
22:11
up on fight of my sister to the death.
22:13
I have a Jersey Shore vacation family vacation. You
22:16
did this last year there's a new one coming
22:18
out. Well last year I lost so I got
22:20
to get it back. Oh you filmed
22:22
this this is like a thing. Yeah we have we
22:24
have like it's either Christmas
22:26
or summer vacation is when
22:28
my whole family gets together because my
22:30
sister lives in Kentucky. She's a purple
22:32
belt in jiu-jitsu so she's very skilled
22:34
in jiu-jitsu. Okay. But I got like
22:36
20 30 pounds on her or
22:39
maybe more I don't know I just my
22:41
sister like she's a fucking she's basically my
22:43
brother but she's you know she is tougher
22:45
like I would rather fight my brother than
22:47
fight her. No way. Why didn't she beat
22:50
you last year? Yeah I know but this
22:52
time if she gets me in that triangle
22:54
I'm picking her up and slamming her into
22:56
the sand. I don't know where the fights
22:58
gonna go down but I'm just picturing like
23:01
boardwalk you know Jersey Shore fist
23:03
pumping Ronnie come at me bro you know. That
23:05
was a good show. Did you watch it growing
23:07
up? Yeah I was on it. I
23:09
was never several times yeah. You were on Jersey
23:11
Shore? I was on the show yeah. No way.
23:13
You were the barber on Jersey Shore? Bro did
23:15
you not even... Wait wait wait what season? The
23:18
Miami season. Bro bro bro wait how old
23:20
were you? 19. Dude
23:23
that means that when I was a kid
23:25
growing up I watched you. Yeah. That's
23:28
cool. Yeah yeah. Well. What Jersey Shore
23:30
sick dude. Me and my friends would
23:32
just run home and be like oh
23:34
I can't wait to see what the
23:36
situation is doing today. I get what
23:38
you're saying but I could have done
23:40
better. Like they wanted me to like
23:42
I was mic'd up and I was
23:44
like such a little clout chasing little
23:46
bitch at that time because there was
23:48
no Vine or like or
23:50
I guess Vine was starting
23:52
but like I I
23:54
got mic'd with MTV
23:57
production like this woman Sally Ann
23:59
who's like the... the legendary producer
24:01
at MTV, like made the
24:03
real world in all these shows and they got these
24:05
guys with these big 300 pound cameras
24:07
and they're fucking have to have sweat bands because
24:09
the cameras are so heavy and they're right in
24:11
your face you know and that's kind of like
24:13
how the barbershop started because i was like filming
24:15
people and asking them questions and it was awkward
24:17
because you got this 300 pound camera
24:20
and in the guy's face who's like a little
24:22
nervous about their haircut so then i would just
24:24
lean more into that awkwardness but they ended up
24:26
cutting all of it and they would just use
24:28
like stupid ass clips because the show's
24:30
not about me you know but i thought i thought
24:33
like i had a bigger part than when i really
24:35
did and i told everybody like
24:37
i told my friends on santana when i told my mom
24:39
and like so i was right i never saw you uh
24:41
no i i was in it but you have to look
24:43
for me like you have to like when they go to
24:45
the barbershop i don't even look the same it's just your
24:47
hands in the frame no you see me but i'm like
24:50
cutting hair with sunglasses on like i was such
24:52
a fuck boy like i like i
24:54
was one of them you know okay let's talk about
24:56
wait hold on i interrupted you and you had a
24:58
question i'm so sorry that's okay what was your question
25:01
i mean we were on a different we were on
25:03
a different track i'm sometimes see but i did want
25:05
to know because obviously
25:07
i mean this was all the way back to
25:09
what we were talking about with date with the
25:11
dumbass oh man um and obviously
25:13
you had to have a lot of like you had
25:16
to have a lot of wisdom and guidance in order
25:18
to get you you know from anger to like logic
25:20
and you said that you know your dad is somebody
25:22
who's been an amazing dad to you so was he
25:25
somebody who really guided you through that situation or was
25:27
there someone else that kind of like helped
25:29
you you know what i mean focus on like what was
25:31
important and not make the yeah i had so many people
25:33
that were good to me at that time like even in
25:35
the beginning a lot of people that were in the squad
25:37
were like trying to
25:39
help as much as they could but also they
25:42
couldn't pick a side you know you got one
25:44
sociopath who doesn't give a fuck
25:46
about anybody but himself and then you
25:48
got these kids that are brainwashed and scared to leave
25:50
him or do anything wrong to him because they you
25:53
know the situation like if you were ever to
25:55
wrong logan it's like oh no like you fucking
25:57
slap the head that fed you yeah yeah so
25:59
That's how they all felt, but I don't I
26:01
can't blame people for not being as confident Were
26:04
you were you like them in that situation before
26:06
you got your incident before it gets into
26:09
that? Yeah So would you say that this
26:11
situation helped you escape that type of yeah,
26:13
I would it opened my eye my
26:15
one eye Um, wow when
26:17
I made you lost an eye on earth, but you
26:20
gained one in the spiritual realm For
26:22
real, bro. Yeah, would you would you go back
26:24
in time and stop yourself from going through that
26:26
and watch yourself be like them? Or would you
26:29
let yourself suffer that consequence to be where you're
26:31
at? No, I wouldn't change a thing in my
26:33
life I mean, I would like to have full
26:35
vision, but you know, you got
26:37
to take what you could get, you know I
26:40
learned so much from that situation. I learned so
26:42
much from every time I got arrested you
26:45
know like all of the the
26:47
worst times the lowest times in my
26:49
life were the most valuable moments because
26:52
You know that's when you actually are
26:55
forced to learn shit like we talked about when
26:57
I got arrested and the only way you could
27:00
leave the Only reason you could leave is to
27:02
go to church on Sunday and it's not like
27:04
a church church Everybody's in orange jumpsuits and there's
27:06
a guy that's like, you know, is the like
27:09
a corrections officer priest, you know It's it's not
27:11
like you know But you're still like going over
27:13
the Bible and stuff like that And it's like
27:15
you were placed here because God needed you to
27:18
slow down like I was selling blow I was
27:20
having illegal poker games at my penthouse in Miami.
27:22
This was all at 20 years old 21 years
27:24
old and I
27:28
got busted big time and I was facing serious charges
27:30
and You know, I got put
27:32
there. I if I was
27:34
forced to sober up because I was in there for four
27:36
months, so I was like no drugs or anything and I
27:40
got in shape, you know, I was like that was
27:42
where I first started getting fit and Yeah,
27:45
I wouldn't change that. I wouldn't change this
27:47
situation except for like, you know
27:49
maybe Just like one surgery would
27:52
have been nice, you know So
27:56
then in this season in your life like right
27:58
now because you had so many seasons throughout that
28:00
and you have to learn things so quickly. But
28:02
in this current season, what do you feel like
28:04
you're currently learning and applying to your life? Just
28:08
appreciate my team more and my
28:10
family more, you know? Because you're
28:12
becoming a server. I
28:15
don't know, what do you mean? When a
28:17
man is meek and humble, the first is
28:19
last and the last is first. And God
28:21
describes a man who's on top as a
28:23
servant. He serves. Yeah. And so now you're
28:26
coming to the conclusion of like, it's not all about
28:28
me. And you are
28:31
automatically your first step into this new
28:33
realm of life is being concerned with
28:35
the people around you before
28:37
the crane wasn't. It was more concerned about you.
28:39
Yeah, I was just so self obsessed with getting
28:41
more views and staying relevant and just getting to
28:43
be the biggest YouTuber I could be. And
28:46
then I needed that because now,
28:49
you know, I had already achieved my fucking dreams.
28:51
I just wanted a gold YouTube plaque and you
28:53
saw it, chainsaw it. It means nothing after you
28:55
get these things. You need to keep on making
28:58
new goals. I won a Streamy award.
29:00
Like I had achieved my goals
29:02
and I realized now the people that helped
29:04
me get there, I want to help them
29:06
achieve their goals. And if
29:09
I can do that. Which one makes you happier, realistically? Which
29:12
one caused you more joy? What
29:14
do you mean? Like when you were chasing
29:17
these trophies and recognition or when you realize
29:19
the person next to you succeeding because you've
29:21
helped them in this direction. Honestly,
29:24
like stuff with the guys, you know,
29:26
they're just happy to have a job
29:28
and a solid like steady paycheck every
29:30
week. But being able to do things
29:32
like take my family to Italy because
29:34
my parents are Italian, they've never been
29:36
to Italy like do like vacations that
29:38
cost like, you know, thousands
29:40
and thousands of dollars. But like I can afford
29:42
to do that. And we got
29:44
to meet like family members and stuff that
29:46
we hadn't even, we only talked
29:48
to on like Facebook, you know? And
29:50
it was dope. You get to meet all these Italian
29:52
guys. One of my uncles was
29:55
driving a Ferrari like through the olive fields. It
29:57
looked like the Godfather. It was sick,
29:59
you know, like. moments like that, I really like, I'm
30:01
like, all right, cool. The crane wasn't so bad,
30:03
you know, I get to do stuff like this.
30:06
And before that, I
30:09
wasn't always so open and like vulnerable and
30:12
talking about stuff. I didn't have a real
30:14
good relationship with my parents. So I think them
30:17
listening to me talk on podcasts, they got to
30:19
know more about me. Cause I would always, like
30:21
I didn't even used to say, I love you.
30:25
I still haven't said I love you to my dad. Really?
30:28
Nah, that's gay. You should call him right now.
30:31
That's gay. He's another dude. You can't do that.
30:34
No, I tell my mom every phone call and
30:37
then my dad will just be like, eh, I'll talk to you later.
30:40
You know, but I'll be like, love you mom. She's like, love
30:42
you. And my dad's in the back and I'm like, yeah, I'll
30:44
talk to you later. You know, but that's fine. I like that.
30:46
You know, GP ain't saying I love you, Logan and George. Well,
30:48
we say you love each other. Do
30:50
you probably do you cause you're his favorite son. Maybe,
30:53
but here's the thing, man. How could you receive love when you don't
30:55
know how to give love? Look, my
30:57
relationship with my father is funny.
31:00
But you even said that you thought this is his job.
31:02
He had to be around. And then when you grew up
31:05
as a man, you were like, wow, I'm so
31:07
glad that I had a father like this. Listen,
31:09
you son of a bitch, tell your dad you love him.
31:12
Don't make me say this stuff, George. Come on, you already
31:14
got me going. I'm already so- I think you should. And
31:16
I'll tell you why brother, because God
31:19
only knows how much time you have with him. You don't want
31:21
to put that on your plate that you never got to tell
31:23
the man that you love, you love him. All
31:26
right, maybe I will in my victory speech.
31:29
Could you grab us some more? Maybe I will
31:31
in my victory speech after I smashed my sister's
31:33
skull into the sand in the Jersey Shore. That's
31:35
all I asked. I'll say I want to thank
31:37
my dad for coaching us, being my sister, even
31:39
though I turned out to be the better athlete
31:41
and I got the win here. I want to
31:43
thank Jesus. Amen. And I want to thank my
31:46
old man, you know. I
31:48
love, I would say it. And then just hold out for
31:50
that moment. What would you say? What would you say? No,
31:52
no, no, no. We'll save it for the moment. It'll be
31:55
a big moment after I bash
31:57
my sister's skull. Okay, I hope
31:59
you're so proud. Yeah. Is
32:02
there a freeing, because there's
32:04
a lot of kids that look up to you,
32:06
right? And unfortunately, some people have to cut the
32:08
corners and do the crimes and have to learn
32:10
the hard way. Thank you. That
32:13
that life isn't right. If there's somebody listening
32:16
to you that's walking in your footsteps, that
32:18
was right around the time before you got
32:20
arrested and had to meet God
32:22
in prison. Is there something that you
32:24
would want them to know? Like it's
32:26
just not worth it even if you receive it
32:28
or like, what is it that you would tell
32:31
that Jeff in that time capsule, like version of
32:33
him? Honestly just
32:35
enjoy the ride, you know, like
32:37
the ups and downs is what
32:40
makes your life story
32:42
like exciting because after, you know, we
32:44
all die 100 years, we'll all be
32:46
dead. You know, what's your
32:48
story going to be? I want motherfuckers
32:50
making documentaries on me, movies and shit,
32:52
you know, like I want to leave
32:54
behind a legacy that will be cemented
32:56
for centuries to come. I want little
32:59
kids in 200 years
33:01
from now being like, oh, remember like when
33:03
they used to do podcasts because they'll probably
33:05
be like, you know, done by then, you
33:07
know, they'll probably have like some new future
33:09
AI sort of entertainment. And
33:12
like, remember the beginning, like the first
33:14
podcasters like Jeff and George, you
33:16
know, they'll probably make movies on us.
33:18
Like we're we're we're going to have like a
33:20
social network like, yeah, guys, I got this idea
33:23
we're just going to sit and talk for
33:25
two hours and people are
33:27
going to give us thousands of dollars. Dude, what does
33:29
that feel like knowing that that's your life right now?
33:32
It feels good. I love it. But also
33:34
it's like sometimes I don't feel like getting
33:37
on and talking. So it's also this time
33:39
in my life right now. I
33:41
used to be so happy. I used to be like waking
33:44
up like I think today's
33:46
the best day of my life. I used to
33:48
really say things like that out loud, like a
33:50
fucking sick fuck like who I still say that.
33:52
Why would you not say that? No. How
33:55
long ago was used to this is like
33:57
twenty two like twenty one twenty two twenty
33:59
three. like around that time. Yeah,
34:04
I was like, damn, like,
34:06
damn, my life's going real good. And I didn't even have money
34:08
at that time. It
34:10
was just like, I was like, steadily like cutting
34:12
hair and making enough to get by. You're
34:15
happy. And live comfortably, but yeah, I
34:17
had no responsibilities, no employees. What made it that
34:19
it was like, I love my life. What was
34:21
it? Fucking
34:24
alcohol, random sex with
34:26
girls in Miami. Look,
34:28
I changed. I haven't even had
34:31
sex in probably months,
34:33
you know? So I'm
34:36
a much different person. But back then I
34:38
would wake up to a tequila shot and
34:41
a Corona. I go upstairs and fucking fist
34:43
pump with my boys, Pauly D, you
34:45
know, in those days. And I
34:47
was like, hell yeah, Pauly, this is like the
34:49
best eight years of my lives, bro. And now
34:52
you're depressed. Yeah, yeah, now it's just, now
34:56
I'm financially better than ever. And
34:58
it's like, when is this
35:02
gonna end? Okay, so, okay, great, great,
35:04
great, great, great, great. Are you doing
35:06
what every man finds when
35:08
he first finds real success and it's chasing the
35:10
tail? It's like, I don't wanna lose this, so
35:12
I have to keep going on and doing this.
35:14
I was, I used to be obsessed with that
35:17
and like trying to stay relevant for a long
35:19
time. And that is the most stressful thing that
35:21
will fuck your head up is like trying to,
35:23
like Mike deals with a lot. He's like, well,
35:26
if Logan gives up on the podcast, what am
35:28
I gonna do? You know, like, do I go
35:30
back to doing porn or whatever the fuck he
35:32
was doing before? It's haunting knowing that like at
35:35
any moment, the thing that you love could be
35:37
taken away from you. It's scary. And I know
35:39
we make jokes at Mike, but bro, I was
35:41
in the same boat. You were in the same
35:44
boat. Anybody who is in this fast life waking
35:46
up every day knowing that this is not
35:49
a real life, it gets scary that it's
35:51
gonna be taken away from you. What
35:53
helped me get over this is realizing that
35:55
God is worth so much more. So if
35:57
they can't take that away from me, that's
35:59
my joy. then I live every day like
36:01
I'm just daydreaming. It's literally
36:04
freeing. And that's why I
36:06
want you to be more open because the
36:08
more you get open, the more you're gonna
36:10
reflect. And the more you reflect, the more
36:12
you will see God moving in your life.
36:15
I mean, even your best friend kept saying,
36:17
you should even be here. And he cracks
36:20
jokes, but like. Bro, he's a moron. He
36:22
says that to me all day long. And
36:25
he's like, yo, I'm out
36:27
here. Like I just ran six miles or some
36:29
shit. And I'm like, good for you. You don't
36:31
have a job. You
36:34
get to do that. You have legs. There's
36:37
soldiers that have had their legs blown off in
36:39
war. And you think you're fucking special because you
36:41
ran six miles and you don't have a job.
36:43
And it's Tuesday at 3 p.m. Who
36:46
gives a fuck? Hey, don't be like
36:48
dumbass was to you to him. No,
36:51
he needs to be humbled because his
36:53
ego is out of control. He's
36:55
pretty calm and relaxed on him. That's
36:58
because he's on a road rage crash.
37:01
He's just like, I'll wake up in the
37:03
morning to steroid bottles just hitting my countertop.
37:05
And I just come down there and just
37:07
like, he's like a beached whale on the
37:09
couch with just needles all poked in him.
37:11
And I'm like, what
37:13
the fuck are you doing? And we talk
37:16
about our house because he did a lot of
37:18
time in prison. I only did like a little time
37:20
in jail, but I still like we still have the
37:22
lingo. Does that mean he has more authority over you?
37:24
Because he has more time. No, fuck him. I
37:27
just want another link. I'm helping him out, getting back on
37:29
his feet and stuff. So you're the main man that's like,
37:31
yeah, you did your time. Now let me take care of
37:33
you. I don't
37:35
know what I just like, he's funny. And I
37:38
like having funny, messed
37:40
up mentally people around. I don't know
37:43
what it is. Are you telling him to me
37:45
to like get off the steroids? Nah,
37:47
cause he's sober off like mind
37:50
altering drugs, which, you
37:53
know, he had a serious addiction with. So if
37:55
he could be clean off that, I'm happy with
37:57
him. You know, like whatever the steroids are funny.
37:59
Like he's. Trying to fight Bradley Martin
38:01
and shit and he's like, you know, he's 250
38:04
now he's getting there He's a big boy. He's
38:06
about to be 260. So we motivate each other
38:08
He's also another one like when you asked me
38:10
before like how I got through
38:13
a lot of stuff Like yeah I helped him
38:15
when he got out of prison like I let him
38:17
move in with me and I got him his first
38:19
iPhone And an air pods and shit. He's like, oh
38:21
this shit. No wires. It's just fucking crazy dog Oh,
38:23
yeah, that must be insane coming back out and then
38:26
seeing all the new technology and everything Things
38:28
move so fast. Yeah, and there
38:30
was he scared? No,
38:32
he jumped right into social media and just figured
38:35
it out quick Like he knows how to podcast
38:37
and be an entertainer. He's just a funny Outgoing
38:40
guy and they give you a little extra joy
38:42
seeing him. Enjoy the things that you're so used
38:44
to Yeah Yeah like
38:46
him getting a little clout and like being able
38:48
to like get DMed by girls and he doesn't
38:50
have to go out and Do what he used
38:52
to have to do like go get a table
38:54
at a nightclub and where fucking
38:56
hundred thousand dollar Rolex You know when he
38:59
has not even a hundred grand in the
39:01
bank He has more money on his wrist
39:03
like there's stupid drug dealer shit Yeah, like
39:05
now he's actually reaping the benefits of life
39:07
and he's calmed down. He does triathlons He
39:10
got me into doing Ironman and he got
39:12
me really that type of endurance training takes
39:14
a lot of time But
39:16
it really does make you
39:18
feel productive Mentally like you do
39:20
something extremely hard every day and That's
39:24
what is like. That's what
39:26
keeps me happy and sane Like if I
39:28
if I just hit the lottery tomorrow, I'm
39:31
just gonna be a crackhead I'm just gonna get
39:33
hooked on the head. You know good feels Fucking
39:37
good, you know, you know, it's why a lot of
39:39
people who win the lottery they either like spend it
39:41
all or Something happens and it goes away because when
39:43
you get that much money and you don't have any
39:45
like then you feel like You don't
39:48
need to do anything. Yeah And through
39:50
talking from with a lot of people recently It
39:52
seems like when they're their happiest is when they
39:54
put themselves through discipline like they make themselves every
39:56
routine they make themselves work out and
39:58
as you see like when you're kids, like you've
40:01
craved discipline from your parents, you crave discipline at
40:03
school, and then you're an adult and you're like,
40:05
I could do whatever I want. And then you
40:07
realize that it only brings you to ruin and
40:10
you need to go back and like find discipline
40:12
again. Yeah, and you gotta always find new goals.
40:14
Like I said, I thought
40:16
I achieved all my goals and then
40:19
I ran the New York City marathon and I wasn't
40:21
really happy with my time. So I
40:23
redid, I was like, I'm not gonna do another marathon,
40:25
but then the LA one came up and I ran
40:27
328. So I ran like
40:29
a seven minute, 58 minute pace
40:32
per mile. So
40:35
I was like doing like fucking, I was
40:37
moving and I got a personal best by
40:39
like 20 minutes. So I
40:41
got crushed by record. Thank you. It's still
40:44
like, there's like fucking, I mean, like
40:49
there's people that could beat that easily, but they don't
40:51
have jobs. You know, you need to get out of
40:53
the habit with, and I mean this, and
40:56
I only say this because I love you. You're the only
40:58
one who reigns on yourself. Like
41:00
you set yourself up for like a good
41:02
time and we were here ready just to applaud you and
41:04
you were the only one that brought that. Like, yeah, but
41:06
it ain't shit somebody else could beat it. And
41:09
I feel like you do that to yourself inside
41:11
here. Well, I had really
41:13
trained and I did everything right that day.
41:15
Like I stopped at every aid station. I
41:18
felt like I'm
41:21
never gonna beat this. Like that's my
41:23
personal best for life. So I actually had this thing, I
41:25
looked it up because I was like, why am I sad
41:28
after doing something that I worked so hard for? And I was
41:30
like so happy. Cause I was like, I was
41:32
aiming for 340 and I did 328. So
41:35
I was like, this is fucking great. When
41:37
I was like on mile 25, and
41:39
I was like looking at my watch, I'm like, what
41:41
the fuck? I'm gonna break the
41:43
fucking, like my personal record by a lot.
41:45
This is gonna be hell to beat. And
41:48
then afterwards they call it post-race blues. Like
41:50
if you beat your time by so much,
41:53
like you have to find a new race
41:55
to join or a new challenge. And
41:58
I like, I guess. I have
42:00
to figure out what that is, but maybe
42:02
in the future it's like a fight or something or
42:04
a power slap off. What an intro. I think you're
42:06
gonna run into that same conclusion every time because
42:09
you're letting the devil steal your joy.
42:11
That's why you're there. Nah fam, I'm
42:13
letting the devil motivate me. I'm fueled
42:15
by the devil. But it's true. It's
42:18
true that when you work. That laugh is way
42:20
too creepy. You're trying to get out of this
42:22
house, it's demon. It's way too creepy. Nah, the
42:24
devil made me run that 328. No
42:27
bro, you gotta, you used to say, I used to
42:29
get up and be like, today's a great day. You
42:31
gotta get back into that. That man that used to
42:33
get up, that's my- Who's the hit man? Yeah, he's
42:35
my guy, bro. Bro,
42:38
that guy looks like a murderer that just came
42:40
in here. He's from Chicago. Yeah. Hey
42:42
Joe. Have you killed anybody? No, you're on camera. See,
42:44
look how quiet he is. Look at him, bro. All
42:47
right, man. Real recognizes real, dude.
42:49
Yeah, Chicago, Al Capone. Yeah.
42:52
There you go. Here's the thing.
42:55
And I hate to be cheesy because I know
42:57
this, your audience probably like, it
42:59
affects them when I get so serious. But
43:01
the truth is this, you used to wake
43:03
up and tell yourself today was a good
43:05
day because life and death begins on the
43:07
tongue, my friend. So when you're going through
43:09
these motions, you need to cut that shit
43:11
out of being negative because you're gonna beat
43:13
your goals or you're not gonna beat your
43:15
goals, but that shouldn't dictate your happiness, bro.
43:17
The fact that you even could walk around,
43:19
let alone run around, should be there enough
43:21
for you to be grateful. Anxiousness
43:24
comes from worrying and not being grateful. So
43:26
when you look at something and you start
43:28
trying to beat yourself up over it, literally
43:30
take your time, breathe in like a psychopath,
43:32
like you were laughing about it saying, I
43:34
was like a crazy guy. I am a
43:37
psychopath. I lost everything and I laughed and
43:39
I told myself, I'm great and I'm gonna
43:41
accomplish things with God. And every
43:43
single other person came up to me and
43:45
said, congratulations, you did it. It's because I
43:47
mastered my tongue and I stopped letting myself
43:49
and people around me talk ill about the
43:51
things that I'm passionate about. So cut that
43:53
shit out. As a friend that loves
43:55
you, you need to stop doing that. George, you're a smart
43:58
guy. I'm gonna stop saying so many terrible things about you
44:00
and you're not around. Thank you, that's all I ask. That's
44:02
all I ask. No, but it's so true. You have to
44:04
find the joy and the small things, because it's why, you
44:06
know, like really, really rich people, and they're like, they're never
44:08
happy because they want like, what's next, what's next, what's next,
44:10
what's next, what's next, you know? Yeah. And
44:12
like, literally, my mom, she told me that she's like, you
44:15
work for something your whole life, you think it's gonna
44:17
be this amazing thing, and then you're like, oh, it's
44:19
over. Like, she trained her whole life, won the US
44:21
Open, and then she was like, then it
44:23
was it. She won the US Open? Mm-hmm,
44:25
for Paris Figure Skating. Figure Skating?
44:27
Mm-hmm. Oh, damn, that's sick. Yeah, but it's such
44:29
a big accomplishment in her life, and then she's
44:31
like, and then afterwards, she's like, I was like,
44:33
oh, that's it, and he
44:35
feels like nothing. Figure Skating's such like
44:38
an elegant sport. I'm
44:40
gonna put, if I have a daughter. You look beautiful on
44:42
the ice. If I have a daughter, I'm putting her in
44:44
Figure Skating. That's something cool. My sister put her daughter in
44:46
her good kids. What about your son, would you put him
44:48
in the Figure Skating? No. I told
44:50
Belle that too. I said, hey, don't ever bring up that shit
44:52
today. If he's gay, yeah, I will. Why would you do that?
44:54
I'll support him. You just put me in a corner here. Well,
44:56
if I have a gay son, I'm gonna love him, just as
44:59
if I had a straight son
45:01
or anything else. I
45:03
always thought about that. If I was a kid, I was like, how do
45:05
you know? What if your kid's gay? I
45:09
would love him. I would love him. I
45:12
would make that kid the best,
45:14
most gayest kid in the fucking
45:16
world. He would win
45:18
awards for being the gayest kid out
45:21
there. I would have the first ever
45:23
gay UFC fighter son.
45:27
Is there a gay fighter? Is there one yet? I don't
45:29
know, but... Because I'm about to just start having a bunch
45:31
of kids and try to do that. But it wasn't about
45:33
Figure Skating. I was just saying, enjoy the small things in
45:35
life. Yeah. To bring that
45:37
back. Yeah. Speaking of ice skating,
45:39
have you seen that hockey clip where the guy
45:42
got his throat slit and died? Yeah, I did
45:44
that to somebody as a kid. Did you? I
45:46
did, yeah. I was in Figure Skating. She didn't
45:48
die though, but yeah, please tell her about it.
45:50
Look it up. If you guys are at home
45:52
and you're curious and you want to see a
45:55
really traumatic video, look up, because it was like
45:57
right out on the ice. It was a live
45:59
sporting event. It's crazy to see. somebody die yeah
46:01
like get their throats slit blood all over the
46:03
ice it was nuts awful
46:07
video okay you
46:09
came in
46:13
yeah what's new in the news what else is going on
46:16
wait wait tell the story that was
46:19
Taylor Swift she put any she'd do
46:21
anything recently she's been looking at him
46:23
like he's a producer that's gonna give you
46:25
topics what's going on what's going on with
46:27
T Swift anything anything I don't follow her
46:30
I don't listen to her um I don't enjoy
46:32
her what kind of music do you listen to
46:34
everything my music library is insane I mean
46:36
Mike thinks he could hang with me
46:38
with his Spotify playlist but no do
46:41
you like Russ nah I mean I
46:43
mean nah this is I
46:45
just had this talk with sugar Sean he was like
46:47
I was trying to explain to
46:49
him a scene from blood sport
46:51
which is a legendary martial arts movie
46:53
with John Claude Van Dam he should
46:56
know that fucking movie he's the world
46:58
champion in martial art mixed martial arts
47:01
and he didn't know John Claude Van Dam but
47:03
he goes do you listen to Russ I was
47:05
like this is the difference bro this is the
47:07
five-year difference like you don't know John Claude Van
47:09
Dam which is insane you know yeah of course
47:11
you it's the best splits in the world he's
47:13
probably your idol yeah I don't know that is either
47:15
but I have like size Christ but yeah for sure
47:17
he's like kind of hard to just like really
47:20
look up to a man that just does the splits all the time wait
47:23
yeah rapper who did the splits all the time nope no
47:26
you know what I love Russ he's my
47:28
favorite you do because Russ is a good
47:30
lyricist he's very very I think he's the
47:32
like one of the realist rappers in our
47:34
generation he's talking about things that are actually
47:36
happening and he's trying to express and get
47:38
other people okay I'll give it a shot
47:40
I'll get into it should bro I think
47:42
once you listen to Russ you're gonna be
47:44
like oh shit I should have never like
47:47
talked ill about this who do you listen to when
47:49
you're training for your movie cuz you're gonna be a
47:51
boxer who would you listen to good
47:55
question on the way here
47:57
I was listening to jump
47:59
into the fire It's the song
48:01
from good fellas like then
48:04
and it's like this fucking helicopters been following me all day
48:07
Don't forget to stir the sauce. He's calling his
48:10
brother. Yeah, I was listening that shit when I
48:12
was coming over here Cuz I'm just like channeling
48:14
like I'm beyond music
48:17
The suit had you in the mood. Okay. Yeah, I
48:20
was listening to Jimi Hendrix purple haze that
48:22
she gets me fired up I
48:26
Got a lot of my music tastes from
48:28
my parents They were big into like just
48:31
classic rock and the Beatles and Rolling
48:33
Stones Led Zeppelin like my dad The
48:36
rat. Yeah, even even even like not really
48:38
that was older than their stuff, but Yeah,
48:42
my dad told me a story where he
48:44
was like he because he
48:47
worked at the bus garage, you know
48:49
He hated his job always And
48:52
he was like telling me how he was listening
48:54
to that rage against the machine song Where
48:58
the end is like fuck you I won't do what you
49:00
tell me fuck you I won't do what you tell He's
49:02
just going nuts And that's his favorite
49:04
part of the song and I didn't realize that that
49:07
was My favorite part of the song because I would
49:09
listen to that when I go to Runyon and
49:11
our planet like right when It gets to the hardest
49:13
part. I want that that part of the song
49:15
to come on. Fuck you I won't do what you
49:17
tell me and my mom was
49:19
like, yeah your father one time He
49:22
was he didn't want to go to work. He drove all the
49:24
way there and His boss was
49:26
pissing him off. So he stayed in the car. It's like
49:28
freezing cold in New York You know wait for the car
49:30
to warm up and he's like listening waiting for the song
49:33
to end like he's parked at his job He's like I
49:35
won't listen to this part of the song. So he goes
49:37
in there and then he told his boss He was like
49:39
fuck you. I won't do what you tell me and left
49:41
and went home for the day Wow,
49:44
you should play that song with your dad
49:46
and then tell him you love him. No,
49:48
I'm not doing that That's that's fucking that
49:50
would have been a nice moment. You know,
49:52
so you're telling her fuck you. I won't
49:54
do what you tell me Yeah, that's disrespectful.
49:56
Yeah all
50:00
the nice things I said about
50:02
my father with some negative stuff
50:05
he used to beat me for
50:07
no reason when I was a kid I
50:10
didn't deserve it and that's probably
50:12
why I have a lot of trauma
50:14
today did he actually lay his hands
50:16
on you? This poor guy dude. I
50:18
got whipped a couple times but all
50:20
parents did back then you know did
50:22
parents still hit their kids? Baba don't
50:24
bring up our sex on you. Did
50:28
you get hit in a way? Me? Yeah.
50:31
So all my parents rolled were like they hit me
50:33
a few times but they did a really good job
50:35
at it to just use it as a reference. No
50:38
marks on the face? No. So
50:41
the teachers would call and be like. Pillow over it
50:43
so there's no bruises? Yeah. My dad
50:45
would punch me in my leg and shit. He would be
50:47
like you motherfucker. Charlie,
50:49
what's he doing? You son
50:51
of a bitch. You would call me a son of
50:53
a bitch. Which what does that make you? You know?
50:56
No that's. He would call me you dirty bastard
50:58
which is you have no father. Like
51:00
all his insults were off. Dude. Fuck
51:03
it. Think about it. He
51:06
was like, broun ich gré, broun tkowah. Like
51:08
all this stuff and I was like, broun it, broun it. And
51:10
I was like, are you referring to
51:12
yourself? And it was just literally a question and man that
51:14
was one of those days I got it. Sounds like you
51:16
got some problems with yourself dad. Yeah yeah yeah. You son
51:19
of a bitch. So
51:22
you're calling yourself a female dog? Because I'm your
51:24
son. You know? That
51:26
makes you the bitch. But I didn't
51:28
say that back then because he had a belt in his hand. And
51:31
I was a child. Fair enough. Would you ever lay your
51:33
hands on your kid? Yeah. Fuck
51:36
yeah. I think I used to lay my hands
51:38
on Nerf. When he. No I'm
51:40
kidding. How
51:44
are you doing with that man? I'm
51:46
fine. It's been a long time and we gave him a
51:48
nice memorial. You did an
51:50
amazing thing for your dog dad. Yeah those
51:52
last moments were what you remember. So we
51:55
sent him off and we skydived. We
51:57
spread his ashes into the heavens. And
52:01
we're Riverside, California. How do you want to look
52:03
at it? He's
52:05
like all over the highway But
52:07
we dumped like we spread his ashes
52:10
and then we jumped out of the
52:12
hot air balloon after like Sick
52:15
like emotions. I was crying. I was scared
52:17
to death. I had a piss it
52:20
was like so many things at once going on
52:22
and Yeah, just like doing
52:25
that and then now like all right
52:27
We sent him off and now I
52:29
might die. It's like fucking whoa. This
52:31
is I'm living You know, this
52:34
is what life should be, you know, not
52:36
staying in the house working in a cubicle,
52:39
you know Joe I want to jump out of hot
52:41
air balloons You know
52:43
your first time no, I got licensed
52:45
to jump by myself So I really
52:47
yeah, it's if it's like the most
52:49
free freeing thing that you can ever
52:51
do I don't know if I would
52:53
like my first jump when I graduated
52:57
Sky diving school on it. You do your first jump
52:59
completely alone. It was like I
53:02
Was like screaming and happiness Because
53:05
I went through a cloud and you feel like
53:07
the mist like the cold mist Well, and I
53:09
was just like fucking you're flying bro You could
53:11
put your arms like this and you can do
53:13
like an Iron Man and shoot across like you
53:15
you could manipulate How you can
53:17
actually fly like you can like dance like
53:19
do cool things. Yeah. Yeah, and I was
53:21
like having so much fun I was doing
53:24
flips and stuff. You don't get scared. Yeah,
53:26
it's fucking terrifying My
53:28
hands sweat my I look at my heart
53:30
rate monitor. It's like 120 and I'm just
53:32
sitting in a plane Do you think to
53:34
yourself when you're flying? That's such a
53:37
good question Like
53:39
when I see I sing to myself you just see him
53:41
no because Yeah
53:45
I have a different playlist for stuff like
53:47
that. I know it is a rain on
53:50
your Today
54:00
and listening to But
54:05
the girls listen to it before me and I was like, you know
54:07
what give me that song too But
54:10
I would be like I would put on like some tame Impala
54:13
or something But I you have to be at a certain level
54:15
of jumps to be able to wear air pods Because
54:17
it's like safety reasons, you know, which is
54:19
weird because you can't like yell with somebody
54:21
like yo behind you, you know But
54:26
when's your air pod fly out of here? Like no
54:28
you have a helmet on so that they would stay in
54:31
but it would be so sick to be like It's
54:36
peaceful once the canopy opens but
54:38
it's chaos when you're just flying
54:40
but once the parachute opens It's
54:43
those dead quiet and it's so peaceful and
54:45
you know You have about five minutes and
54:47
like cruise down and you could like play
54:50
with the parachute steer and stuff What happens
54:52
if the parachute messes up you
54:54
have another one you have a backup? so
54:57
I've never fortunately I've never had
54:59
to cut away, you know
55:02
That's like a really because after that then it's
55:04
good then it gets risky and you got to
55:06
pay like $2,000 for the canopy Are
55:08
you lost so wait, they charge
55:10
you $2,000 for their for their canopy that
55:12
didn't work better than dying I mean,
55:15
it's things happen and sometimes it could be
55:17
the packer Like sometimes you go
55:20
to these skydiving places and you
55:22
got like some crack kids packing the things
55:25
Like 20 40 bucks to pack your parachute
55:27
if you want to keep jumping like no
55:30
offense to the skydiving Packers I'm sure there's
55:32
one people that don't use crack but And
55:36
also if you ever pack my shoe,
55:38
please don't fucking it's like sabotage, you
55:40
know Why do I say this shit?
55:44
I can never go skydiving again now.
55:46
I just insulted the people that He
55:50
opens up a thing is just crack coming up Now
55:55
you're dead What
56:01
do you do if both fail? What's the emergency
56:03
landing? You die. They don't tell you.
56:05
There's no like nothing you can do. Die.
56:08
What are they gonna do? Put a trampoline down there?
56:10
I don't know, maybe they're like, in case of the
56:12
both of them are out, you have to grab the
56:14
backpack and hold them somewhere and then maybe you can
56:17
like try and find a tree. I don't know. No,
56:19
Tom Cruise comes by in a fighter jet and just
56:21
swoops you up. No, it doesn't work like
56:23
that. Are you thinking about settling down soon? Yeah,
56:26
but you can't just force it, you
56:29
know? Yeah, you could. I was
56:31
like doing the long distance thing for a
56:33
while, but it's really hard. The girl from
56:37
the Bachelor Show in Australia, it's really hard
56:39
to just, you know, like the
56:41
time difference is so bad because
56:43
like our day times are there night times and
56:46
like if I'm going through shit and I
56:48
wanna talk like right away, she
56:51
might be asleep or it might be like she's
56:53
at work or school or something. So
56:56
that's really hard. But that
56:59
was like the closest I've gotten in
57:01
the past like couple of years. What is
57:03
it? What
57:06
is it that you look for in a partner? Ass
57:09
tits, no, I'm kidding. I
57:12
like girls that are, that
57:14
they have their own like passions
57:16
and talents and are hardworking. Like
57:19
my longest relationship was with Sierra
57:21
and she was, she
57:23
fucking hustled. Like, yeah, she was an actor and
57:25
people think like- She was very nice too. Yeah,
57:28
she's super sweet from Texas, like
57:30
good family. But
57:32
just seeing her work ethic, like you think
57:34
like, oh, you're an actor in Hollywood, like
57:37
your fucking life's a joke, it's so easy.
57:39
But she would have to be at set
57:41
at 5 a.m. every single day. And
57:44
like she's waking up at four and
57:46
we were sometimes going to sleep at like two. She's
57:49
leaving at four to get there for hair and makeup,
57:51
reading her script. She's there till 8 p.m. Making
57:54
out with another guy or whatever first. Did
57:56
that ever bother you? Yeah. Yeah,
58:00
but like what are you going to do? It's the game, you
58:02
know, I might get
58:04
to do it someday, you know. Just
58:08
start fucking doing podcasts. We we have to
58:11
do a kissing scene. Yeah, like I invite
58:13
girls on a podcast. Baby,
58:15
baby, it's work. It's work.
58:18
You know, it's in the script for the podcast.
58:20
You know, babe, you wrote the script. Question.
58:23
Do you guys ever still talk? No,
58:25
no. Did that end nice or bad?
58:28
Um, no, it's just when somebody's in a new relationship,
58:31
you got to respect it, you know. So I'm not
58:33
going to talk to her when she's there. No, I'm
58:35
talking about how you guys ended. And also we didn't
58:37
we we didn't we weren't the ones for each other.
58:39
And we both realized that we it was great. Well,
58:41
lastly, we learned a lot from each other. But, you
58:44
know, you come to a time where it's like, we've been
58:46
together three years and, you know,
58:48
it's kind of not getting more.
58:50
We're not getting more like in
58:53
love. It was kind of like we were just
58:55
like best friends, you know. And
58:58
I would
59:00
like, you know, I
59:03
don't know. I just do
59:05
you miss her? No, I'm fine. No,
59:10
but I just really respected her work ethic. Honestly,
59:12
it was dope to see that. And at the
59:15
time I was just selling weed. So I would
59:17
like work like three days a week.
59:19
And the rest I would just be on like a
59:21
burner phone and like, you know, seeing
59:23
her do that. It
59:25
was just dope. She's a little girl confident as
59:27
fuck. We'll go on stage and sing in front
59:30
of anybody. Great voice, dude. Yeah. I didn't know
59:32
she was a singer like that. Yeah. Yeah. It
59:34
inspired me. It made me think that I could
59:36
do the stuff that I'm doing now. Did
59:40
you ever reach out to you when you went through
59:42
dumbass situation? She reached
59:44
out, I think, when Nerf passed because she Nerf
59:46
was like her dog too at one point, kind
59:48
of. And
59:50
when her father passed, I reached out. Her
59:53
father died of COVID. Crazy. Wow.
59:55
Young guy too. Healthy. Just,
59:57
yeah. Oh man. That's devastating. Yeah. Yeah,
1:00:01
but um yeah, that's that's uh
1:00:03
you want to ask me anything else about
1:00:05
ex-girlfriends or no I feel you know it
1:00:07
well. What are you doing? You said that you're looking
1:00:10
for? I'm gonna get my shit together I
1:00:13
don't want to bring a girl into my life when I'm
1:00:15
all fucked up in the head You know I got
1:00:17
things that I need to do with my
1:00:19
career that are so time consuming And I
1:00:22
wouldn't be able to put that much time
1:00:24
into a relationship with
1:00:27
a partner that I respect You know I
1:00:29
don't want to go on dates and like do nice
1:00:31
things, but right now. It's just all oh I
1:00:34
gotta go do fucking George ankles podcast. You know
1:00:36
sorry. I can't go on a date You know
1:00:38
look at what you did you ruining my sex
1:00:40
life. I'm sorry. It's all
1:00:42
right. I don't care anyway I don't even don't
1:00:45
bother me. I had my fun with poly D
1:00:47
back in the day It's
1:00:49
crazy that you made me bring that up I'm
1:00:52
gonna send you links tonight so read could add it
1:00:54
into the edit of you fist pumping and stuff Yeah,
1:00:56
this month, so yeah, there was just
1:00:59
one scene. We're like my
1:01:01
debut on TV now
1:01:04
Like my mom she's like a strict
1:01:07
Italian woman. I was the youngest I got
1:01:09
away with everything, but like
1:01:11
they didn't know I was smoking cigarettes and shit
1:01:13
at the time. I just a bad kid and
1:01:17
The one scene like the debut in
1:01:19
there smoking a cigarette And I'm hanging
1:01:21
out with a situation and we're on
1:01:23
the couch We're both smoking sigs and
1:01:26
of course I get a call Jeffrey. I
1:01:28
saw you smoking cigarettes You boy like what
1:01:30
are you what are you doing? I was
1:01:32
like my like the directors told me to
1:01:34
do it It's a prop like it was
1:01:36
supposed to look like natural like a club
1:01:39
scene, and she's like They
1:01:41
don't believe none of my shit But
1:01:44
I tried I tried you know it's
1:01:46
a prop mom Sally Ann made me
1:01:48
do it the top producer
1:01:50
It's funny. I remember that name. I don't
1:01:53
think she likes me But
1:01:56
whatever now I produce my own shit Sally
1:01:58
so Yeah, sorry, Sally.
1:02:01
Yeah. Your parents are Italian. Are they Catholic?
1:02:04
Yes. They are? Yeah. And are they still like
1:02:06
faithful? Oh, they go to church every Sunday. And
1:02:08
what about you? I
1:02:11
just listen to George's podcast. That's
1:02:14
pretty much. No, honestly,
1:02:16
I've had like a
1:02:18
recent, what
1:02:20
do you call it, reborn? You know,
1:02:22
like I've. You're coming back to your phone. Coming back to
1:02:24
it, yeah. But
1:02:27
yeah, I was in dark times where I lost all
1:02:29
faith. You know, I was like, why the fuck was
1:02:31
all this bad shit happening to me? You know, but
1:02:34
you need to go through that. Like we were talking about earlier. So
1:02:38
yeah, I'm coming back to it now because I'm in a much
1:02:40
better place. Like I said, I'm trying to help my team get
1:02:42
to their goals. Family stuff,
1:02:44
getting closer with again, because
1:02:47
they're the only ones that are going to be there at your funeral and
1:02:49
visit you in the hospital. You know, Logan
1:02:52
ain't coming to see you in the
1:02:54
hospital. I think he
1:02:56
would. You think Mike's going to
1:02:58
come visit you in the hospital or be at your
1:03:00
funeral. He's going to be a fucking warwick
1:03:04
fist pumping. I don't
1:03:06
know what he does when he goes out, but
1:03:08
he's out and he's probably going to be partying.
1:03:10
He's your new. He's like, is your official best
1:03:12
friend? Would you say he's your number one? You're
1:03:14
getting married best friend, but he's also my arch
1:03:17
nemesis at the same time. It's weird because like
1:03:19
some days I love them and I'm like, I'm
1:03:21
so grateful to have this guy in my life.
1:03:23
And then there's days where I'm like, why
1:03:25
do I have this guy? I need
1:03:27
to get better friends. He's a piece of shit.
1:03:30
And it's over such petty shit all the time. Like
1:03:32
I'm mad at him right now because he just got
1:03:34
a haircut. But like you
1:03:37
asked him, his hair was your length and
1:03:40
he wanted to buzz it short. And I have
1:03:42
a barbershop show where I want transformations. Now
1:03:46
I ask him one favor. Please don't get a
1:03:48
haircut. What does he do?
1:03:50
Get to haircut that fucking night. I ask
1:03:53
you one thing. You scumbag
1:03:55
motherfucker. I will never
1:03:57
forgive him for that. Does he like your work? That's
1:04:00
a big question. I'm a world class
1:04:02
barber. Been on MTV, caught in the
1:04:05
air. I've been, I
1:04:07
cut so many, I
1:04:09
mean, bro, I've cut Justin Bieber, you know?
1:04:12
Like I've literally cut so many, I cut George Janko multiple
1:04:14
times. He used to come over my house. Yeah, he used
1:04:16
to live in the building that I used to live in.
1:04:19
But it was so funny because I was like, you
1:04:21
were so cool, dude. Like when I looked at you,
1:04:23
I was like, this guy's dope. When you walked by,
1:04:25
I was like, I always felt like it was in
1:04:27
slow motion. Like everybody else around you was like super
1:04:29
famous, but everybody cared about what you thought and it
1:04:31
was really cool to see it. Yeah, Rudy, Rudy really
1:04:33
put me on. Like I
1:04:36
saw him at the pool and he was like, what
1:04:38
do you do? Like you're an actor or something? And I
1:04:40
was like, nah, you know,
1:04:42
because I was selling weed and he was like, all
1:04:45
right. Like I didn't give him an answer. I was
1:04:47
just like, nah. And he was
1:04:49
like, you want some of these edamame chips? And
1:04:51
I was like, nah, like what the
1:04:53
fuck edamame chips? I didn't even know what edamame
1:04:55
were at the time and they like dried up
1:04:59
and he was like, what are you,
1:05:01
go faggot? And I was like, I
1:05:03
was like, yo, what the fuck? You
1:05:05
motherfucker, you little fuck. I'll strangle you,
1:05:07
dog. And he was just
1:05:09
like, nah, I'm fucking with you. Like, you know,
1:05:11
like I knew you'd have like a funny reaction.
1:05:13
I love that he said that to me because
1:05:15
he like pressed me, this little fucking skinny fuck.
1:05:18
Well, that's so funny. This was your first interaction. Yeah.
1:05:21
Yeah. You know who Rudy Mancuso is?
1:05:23
Yeah. It's so funny you brought
1:05:25
him up. I haven't thought about him
1:05:27
in a while because we haven't seen each other. But he
1:05:30
the first time we ever went out to dinner
1:05:32
together. Oh my God. Did you hear my stomach?
1:05:34
No, he really and by the way, Rudy Mancuso
1:05:37
is the most suave human
1:05:39
being and the most talented. He's
1:05:41
just so suave. Like we all came from that
1:05:43
vine thing. And it's funny that all the viners
1:05:46
that came up are still in entertainment.
1:05:48
You know, yeah, of course. Tik toktors
1:05:50
that came up or like whatever YouTubers
1:05:52
fall off and shit. Everybody that was
1:05:54
really in that vine era is still
1:05:56
grinding. It's crazy to see Rudy's doing
1:05:58
directing movies now. He
1:06:01
wrote a script. Yeah, and he's in like
1:06:03
the Flash. He's in Marvel. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
1:06:05
yeah, yeah. Bro, he's really good at making
1:06:07
relationships. We like one day he came in
1:06:09
like the way he would move and act. It was just
1:06:12
so like classy. One
1:06:14
time we were in the hallway and he goes, come, we're going
1:06:16
to dinner. And I was like, oh, shit. Okay. And by the
1:06:18
way, at the time I was broke, but I didn't
1:06:20
have any money. Yeah. And then he named the
1:06:22
restaurant and I was like, went on my phone to look up like what the
1:06:24
restaurant was. And I was like, oh, dude, I definitely
1:06:26
can't pitch into this one. So I told him, I was like, I
1:06:29
just ate, but I'll come with you because I didn't want to
1:06:31
like not go. Yeah. And we
1:06:33
get there and it's just literally him at
1:06:35
the end of the table and me at
1:06:37
this table. Ordering everything. And he has like,
1:06:39
I'm not exaggerating, bro. Maybe like 10
1:06:42
chicks I've never met in my life. Yeah. Just
1:06:45
lined up, just laughing. He's just sitting there like,
1:06:47
like literally like I'm in the Sopranos just eating
1:06:49
some of the appetizers. Oh, shit's like, he like
1:06:51
really gets his leg up. He's like this. Yeah,
1:06:54
he's like this. He's like, he's like a like
1:06:57
a seven year old man in the
1:06:59
twenty nine year old's body or whatever
1:07:01
the fuck he is. But
1:07:04
yeah, that kid, they brought so much food
1:07:06
and spread and drinks and wine. And I
1:07:08
was like, thank God, because it's just me
1:07:11
and him. And I was like, I would
1:07:13
have to pitch this in. And I'm like,
1:07:15
I'm not touching a sea. I didn't touch wine. I didn't. I didn't
1:07:17
even touch a grape. That was in front of me because I was
1:07:19
like, dude, I'm not going to be held responsible. I'm not. I'm not
1:07:21
paying for this bill. I can't afford it. And,
1:07:23
bro, the bill didn't even show up. Yeah. He already took
1:07:25
care of it before he walked in. I
1:07:27
was like, I couldn't eat the whole time. I was like, I
1:07:30
didn't know this guy was going to pay
1:07:32
for it. I was like, damn, I was
1:07:34
so hungry. He was making money back then.
1:07:36
Like, I'm sure he still is now. But
1:07:38
I remember he like asked me to do
1:07:40
a Verizon line with him. And I was
1:07:42
like, wait, so
1:07:45
that's all you have to do for six seconds. Six
1:07:47
seconds. He's like, yes, he's
1:07:50
just me. I was like, make
1:07:52
sure we beep that out. I got in trouble last time I did that. Well,
1:07:54
no, it's Rudy. I mean, it's his vine money. It
1:07:57
was a way different thing. He was getting 20 million
1:07:59
views on the vine. Like it was worth it, I
1:08:01
guess, the $%&ing thousand. But yeah,
1:08:04
after that, I was like, I'm over
1:08:06
here risking my life, my freedom, like,
1:08:09
you know, to make
1:08:11
$&%ing half that. And
1:08:14
like, you're just doing this silly
1:08:16
shit. So he
1:08:18
really is probably one of the
1:08:20
main reasons that I transitioned from, you know,
1:08:23
doing what I was doing, like, you
1:08:25
know, illegal shit, cut in corners, gray
1:08:27
area weed wasn't like too harmful. It
1:08:29
doesn't kill people. But, you know,
1:08:32
he got me to actually commit to
1:08:34
doing content because you can't just do this part
1:08:36
time. No, it's full time. Has to be a
1:08:39
full time job. Otherwise you- What was the last
1:08:41
time you hung out with him?
1:08:43
He's doing my podcast next week. Really? Yeah,
1:08:45
I bumped in him in New York.
1:08:47
We were at that
1:08:50
guy, Jonathan Schwartz birthday party. And
1:08:52
it was like all influencers and stuff. The whole Jersey
1:08:54
Shore cast was there and everything. And I caught up
1:08:56
with Rudy and he was like, why haven't you asked
1:08:58
me to have you on the podcast? I was like,
1:09:00
because you don't do fucking podcasts. And I hate rejection.
1:09:03
And he was like, you know what?
1:09:06
I'll do your podcast, but that's it. And I
1:09:08
was like, all right, I'll follow up on that.
1:09:10
And then I did. He's just so cool, bro.
1:09:12
Yeah, yeah. He kind of reminds me
1:09:14
of Prince. Well, see if he shows up because, you
1:09:17
know. Oh, he's a flake,
1:09:19
bro. He is. He's a
1:09:21
flake, dude. Dude, I remember
1:09:23
this. You can't make plans with him, bro. No. But
1:09:26
maybe he's changed. No, no, no, he's not. Listen,
1:09:28
listen, I'll never forget this one time. It's already
1:09:31
like the third time. He like canceled on
1:09:33
me twice. Dude, dude, dude, you just brought up
1:09:35
some memories, bro. Listen to this. I'll never forget
1:09:37
this day because it's played in my head a
1:09:40
hundred times, a hundred times. And I was
1:09:42
like, dude, dude, how did he do this?
1:09:44
And I sat here and I've never told
1:09:46
this story. Oh my God. OK, we're at
1:09:49
Johnny's house. We're having they're having a party.
1:09:51
Yeah. Oh, the best. Best, Johnny had the
1:09:53
best. Johnny, Johnny from
1:09:55
shots. That's what I call him still. Johnny
1:09:57
from shots who manages Nelc. And he honestly.
1:09:59
If you see Johnny in a picture with
1:10:01
a successful person, the reason why that person
1:10:03
is successful is because Johnny will somehow figure
1:10:05
it out. Bro, if you would go to
1:10:07
his apartment over there, he had like
1:10:09
one of the biggest units in that building, and
1:10:12
it would just be Kylie Jenner,
1:10:14
Kendall Jenner, like Justin and Hailey
1:10:17
and like just Floyd Mayweather. What
1:10:21
is this place? Dude, dude, one time he
1:10:23
had a party and this is, oh man, let
1:10:25
me finish the Rudy one, and then I'll get into this
1:10:27
one because there's so many cool things that happen with Johnny.
1:10:31
Rudy Mancuso, I was always catching him being just like
1:10:33
a sneaky little butthole, bro. I was like, we would
1:10:35
say things like, and then he would meet me or
1:10:37
he would ditch me or you would create the plans
1:10:39
and not show up. And I'm like, bro, like stop
1:10:42
being like a bad friend. And one time there was
1:10:44
this guy that created the Wallet Ninja and he was
1:10:46
passing him. And I was like, wow, Rudy would really
1:10:48
love this because it's a can opener, this, this and
1:10:50
that. And I remember, dude, I'll never forget this. I
1:10:52
handed it to him. I handed it to him. And
1:10:55
he looked at me and he goes, oh, thanks bro. And so
1:10:57
I walked away, but then I turned around to tell him, oh,
1:10:59
one more, bro, bro. As
1:11:01
he's walking, holding another woman's hand, walking
1:11:03
to Johnny's bedroom, he just throws
1:11:05
it like he doesn't give a shit. And
1:11:08
that hurt my feelings, bro, because he put it in my
1:11:10
face like he could. No, you didn't know I was looking.
1:11:12
Oh my God. No, no, so I
1:11:14
got pissed. So I saw him, bro. He was
1:11:16
doing a bit for the girl. I guarantee, like
1:11:18
he, he let me finish, Jeff. I pulled him
1:11:20
aside later and I go, dude, what the hell
1:11:22
was that? And he goes, what? And
1:11:25
I was like, why would you take something I
1:11:27
gave to you just toss it like that, bro. Like a magician.
1:11:29
He pulls it out. He goes, this? And
1:11:32
I was like, what? I
1:11:34
was like, how? He goes, you thought I would throw this away? Come
1:11:36
on. And then he slaps my face and
1:11:38
then he walks away. But dude,
1:11:40
I saw him throw it until this
1:11:42
day. Yeah, I'm telling you. He's a
1:11:44
time traveler. He's a time traveler,
1:11:47
bro. No, no, no, no, no. Somebody gave
1:11:49
him one and he took my. I'm telling
1:11:51
you, Rudy was with the girl. He wanted
1:11:53
to make a funny joke. He's always trying
1:11:55
to make whatever the girl laughs. So he
1:11:57
probably threw it. And then she was probably
1:11:59
laughing. and like they were making
1:12:01
fun of you like oh fuck this guy. Yeah, he's
1:12:04
a loser. Yeah, yeah. And then he had to be
1:12:06
like, nah, I'm just kidding. I'm a nice guy, so
1:12:08
I'm gonna go pick it up. That's probably what happened.
1:12:10
He threw it down the stairs and then
1:12:12
he kept walking that other way. So it wasn't like, well maybe
1:12:14
he got in a fight with the girl after, she was like,
1:12:16
hey, that was fucked up. That guy was a nice guy. And
1:12:18
she picked it up, she's like, you keep this. There he is
1:12:21
going to kill someone. Changed
1:12:23
up, got a more athleisure outfit, so
1:12:25
he's more flexible. Bye, Joe. In case
1:12:27
he has to scrap. You
1:12:30
know what's crazy? Let's talk about guys that fight
1:12:32
in suits in action movies. See how he just
1:12:34
came out and that, like that's how I would
1:12:36
go to a fight. John
1:12:39
Wick. We can't even reference it. Bro,
1:12:41
John Wick fights in these suits. This
1:12:43
shit's so uncomfortable. You could fucking destroy
1:12:45
me. But you look good fighting in a suit. You could put me out
1:12:47
cold right now and I would be like, so, yeah,
1:12:49
I wouldn't even be able to fucking slip, no punches, nothing.
1:12:51
Maybe that's how good his skills are. He's like, I can
1:12:53
be wearing a suit. Yeah. Speaking
1:12:56
of suit, I was wearing a suit at one
1:12:59
of his parties. I wasn't wearing a suit. I was trying to transition
1:13:01
back. Johnny's party. I gotta say this, because
1:13:03
I don't think I'd ever be able to tell this story unless
1:13:06
we're talking about Johnny's party. Johnny had
1:13:08
the craziest parties. Yeah. Hands down.
1:13:12
I wish I could go back in time to them. I
1:13:14
really wish I would have enjoyed them more. Yeah. Because
1:13:17
I was so nervous in there. Like every time
1:13:19
I should Justin Bieber's hand, I don't remember, because
1:13:21
my heartbeat would just be going through my head.
1:13:23
But when I was there, I saw Will Smith's
1:13:25
kid, Jaden Smith, and he walked in
1:13:27
with his friends. And I'm pretty sure his sister, but
1:13:30
nobody was there yet. I'll never forget this day,
1:13:32
because this is the one I realized I go,
1:13:34
this family's cool, bro. Like this is a cool
1:13:37
family. You walk in. Will Smith and
1:13:39
Jaden Smith? No, no, no, no, not the dad. Jaden
1:13:41
and his friend, and I think his sister, but I was
1:13:43
locked in on Jaden, because at the time I was a
1:13:45
big fan of his acting career, and I was just watching
1:13:47
the music. Cool, how are you, kid? Dude, when you grow
1:13:50
up in Arizona, you see these people in real life. Your
1:13:52
brain is like spinning. You're going crazy. And
1:13:54
so he walks in, bro, like the
1:13:56
smoothest cat walks in. High fives Johnny just
1:13:58
hangs out. I'll never forget this bro, there's
1:14:01
like eight people at this party bro. It's
1:14:03
empty. And this guy turns to
1:14:05
his friend and he goes, wanna
1:14:07
dance? And they're like, heck yeah. And him
1:14:09
and his friends by themselves, no one is
1:14:11
at this party, are just dancing on the
1:14:13
dance floor. And I'm sitting there just like
1:14:15
a creeper, just sitting there watching them. You
1:14:17
wanted to get in there. Bro, so bad,
1:14:19
so bad. But I was like, listen, if
1:14:21
I jump in there, then it's gonna be
1:14:23
weird. Cuz they'll obviously see me, no one's
1:14:25
on the dance floor besides them. They
1:14:28
leave right after. They
1:14:31
dance by themselves, had a great time, went
1:14:33
to the juice bar, took a drink, looked
1:14:35
at Johnny, thanks for inviting us man, and
1:14:37
just left. I was like,
1:14:39
I don't know what's going on here,
1:14:41
but I've never seen anybody be that
1:14:44
cool in my life. Yeah, I've never
1:14:46
done anything like that in my life.
1:14:49
I kinda wanna, that's
1:14:52
a goal that I'm gonna set, just to
1:14:54
go to a party and fucking dance by myself right
1:14:56
in the middle when nobody's dancing, that's-
1:14:58
Just you and your boys. Yeah,
1:15:00
let's do that. Let's
1:15:03
go to like, who
1:15:05
throws parties nowadays? Dude,
1:15:09
no one goes to parties, right? There's no parties, are
1:15:11
there parties? I just feel like we're
1:15:13
not getting invited anymore. Come back, John. My
1:15:16
goons here. Cody,
1:15:18
should I have them come up or? No, we're done here.
1:15:21
Actually? No, don't let him sit outside. No, I mean,
1:15:23
dude, we've been doing it for an hour and 20.
1:15:25
I can't believe we were made it this far. How
1:15:28
long do you usually record for? It depends. If the
1:15:30
guest is like really good, like two hours plus.
1:15:35
Bro, make this a two-parter. Drop it like
1:15:37
you did Tate, you know, like
1:15:39
fucking split it up. I love that you're growing
1:15:41
your confidence back. It'll never be Tate. No,
1:15:46
but honest to God, bro, I'm very proud of you.
1:15:48
I know the circumstances you've dealt with alone and in
1:15:50
public, and I think you're handling it more than a man.
1:15:53
I'm excited to see you grow. I'm very, very,
1:15:55
very, very, very honored to be called a friend.
1:15:57
I think you're an amazing human being. And if
1:15:59
you ever need me, I'll be there. And
1:16:03
I love you. I love you
1:16:05
too, brother. And same to everything you just
1:16:07
said, I think the same about you genuinely.
1:16:10
It was all said so perfect, and I forgot some of
1:16:12
it. But as you were saying, I was like,
1:16:14
yeah, you too, bro. You know, I really mean
1:16:16
that. You know, that means a lot to me.
1:16:19
Great guy. What did you say
1:16:21
it's a pleasure to have you as a friend? We're done. Your
1:16:23
confidence.
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