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was almost three in the morning when I got back
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from the police station. A
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Clays Mill officer interviewed me followed by a
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detective from the state police who'd been called
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in to assist. They
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showed me photos of the man and
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asked if I could identify him as
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the same clown who had been outside
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my house the two previous nights. I
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told them I was pretty sure it was, but
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added that he must have changed his outfit. I
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slept till almost five that evening.
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Once I'd gotten home, I finished
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off the bourbon sitting on my kitchen
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table and fell into the deepest sleep
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I'd had in days. The
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sun was setting when I woke up, and
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I forced myself to a few pieces of
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toast and a glass of water before settling
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into my recliner and flipping through the TV.
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I was awake for less than four
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hours before I drifted off to sleep
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once again. I
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woke in the early hours of Sunday
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morning when my phone chirped
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at the arrival of a new email. It
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was from the Chief, so I opened
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it quickly and scanned it over. The
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clown outside of my house had been
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identified as Wilson Pickering from Lexington,
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Kentucky. He said
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he and dozens of other party
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clowns had been hired by an
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anonymous person to appear throughout Clay's
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Mill, but none of them
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understood why. A viral
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stunt, maybe? Pickering
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had provided dozens of names, and
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the state police were contacting them
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for questioning. But
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toward the end of the email, the
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Chief said two things that caught my
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eye. There hadn't
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been any more clown sightings since
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the arrest at my house. And
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according to Wilson Pickering, he
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was only outside. He
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lifted an old bicycle horn and
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honked it silently at the camera
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before stepping fully back into the
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lobby. It
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was the clown from outside of my house
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those first two nights. He
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was dragging Kara's limp body behind him.
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Four people were taken
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that night. Andrea
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Wells, a nurse, vanished from her home. Phillip
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Redmond, a middle school math teacher,
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was taken from the parking lot
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of the grocery store. Jacob
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Denny, a student, was taken while smoking a cigarette
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outside of the community college
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library. Kara
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Gray, my editor, made the
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fourth. I've
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been working as a stand-in editor at the paper for the last few months, and
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not an issue goes by where the clowns
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and the missing people aren't slathered across the
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headlines. For most people, it's a sick fascination.
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But for me, I still
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need answers. I've
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spent a lot of sleepless, drunken nights
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poring over the videos of the killer
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clowns, articles from the 2016 stunt
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in Wisconsin, other
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missing people from around the areas where
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clowns have been spotted lurking. Chief
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Randolph has become all
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too accustomed to my late-night calls.
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The conversation is the same each time. He'll
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update me on the recent interviews and
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say they still haven't been able to find
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who hired the clowns. They
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also haven't found any sign of the
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missing people, dead or
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alive. In return,
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I tell him about
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any information I've gathered, however
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slim or out of left field it may be.
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But we always come back to the four
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they took. Fear
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and chaos. I thought
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it was their motive. And
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maybe it was. With
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every sighting, with
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every article, with
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how thin police were spread, we
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were giving the clowns attention. Their
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window to act. And
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there it is. For all
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of my reporting, the
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only solid fact. The
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clowns were just a distraction. The
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temptation of a smile. The
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extortion of a scream.
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A jester acts and
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distracts from their
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hidden scheme. One
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whole story. Down
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and done. Five
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more stops. Left
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to run. There's
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no way out. This
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ride is hexed. Just
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comes next. Full
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Body Chills is an Audio Chuck production.
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This episode was written by Ryan
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C Major and read by Marlene
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Martinez. Intro and
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outro written in red by David
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